St. Ace

[SiMi😋 @Siimiike_]

Sijawai elewa vile toothpaste ni dawa ya meno na haizui chemist😂

[Math Files @Math_files]

Engineers: 5.99 is 6
Programming languages: 5.99 is 5
Math: 5.99 is 5.99
Excel: 5.99 is May 1999

[Ben @TheKimilu]

Utalala ukimaliza shule.
Ndio hawa sisi tunanyeshewa asubui

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

Satan: what did you do?

Me: I opened a group chat with deaf people and only send voice messages

Satan:

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 (a.wuah_ba) @msyj05]

Police officer: " What's that powder stuff in your bag, is it flour? "

Me:

[MATOJA @sosteene]

Ugali ndio planned kids wanaita cornmeal cake bana.

[paiwpaw @_Paiwpaw1]

Sikatai pain makes you stronger lakini sio ya corner ya dirisha

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

If athletes and footballers are always banned if they use performance enhancing drugs then why are women allowed to use make up in beauty competition?

[ᗰIYᗩGI𖤍 @justachillbloke]

Unanenda kuosha Jeans unapata si chafu, Inabidi ibaki jinsi ilivyo😅

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Dentist: “You need a crown.”

Me: “Finally someone who understands me”

[SiMi😋 @Siimiike_]

'Babe na sijakupea mshene' relationship ikifika hapo broo call it a win😂😂

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Na ukipata ni bois wa rika yako anauza vitu yake hapo kwa streets wacha kuburgain kama mlalahoi bana

[Oυтραcє ✹ @pop_outpace_]

Me immediately she removes her top :

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

Ngl when you tell a girl to shut up and she says “make me”….does she want dick or a right hook?

[︎︎︎︎︎︎︎ ︎Mary Kwamboka @MaryKwamboks]

FKF president when Szobozlai scores and he wants to do the knee slide celebration in Nyayo😭😭😭

[Morgz 🤟🏾 @M0rgz___]

Lawyer: let them hang you, God will judge them 😭😭😭

[Punstar @roywahome9]

"You ready?...are you ready?... alright, I go by the name of Jahmby Koikai alongside selector technix..."

[Quantum @AmbrosMr_]

“Iyo kuku iko kwa fridge rushia umbwa”