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[emily @_Emi33]

My mom’s friends raved over these pictures

[Donovan Mitchell @spidadmitchell]

I don’t know where to start.... racism is taught... and the fact that kids are being told by their own parents to not learn about black history and black excellence is sickening and sad!! And this is just part of the problem..... smh

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for telling my sister her daughter's name is stupid? https://t.co/VaJ59Equsw

[Snarcasm Queen @MoreOrLessAMess]

@AITA_reddit I love when the 'victim' of a well deserved clapback gets her feelings hurt.

She made a pedophile joke about a common name but you weren't supposed to bring up the letter salad she hung around her kid's neck?

oh

[Jay @jaywillis]

My dog does this every time we set the table and I cannot stress enough how much I respect her optimism

[DDDDDAAAAAVVVVVEEEEE!!!!! @scrotumnose]

Recipe: 2 cloves of garlic
Me:

[ming @earringhoarder]

NOOOOOO

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

how the panthers envision christian mccaffrey in their offense with his new contract

[sami @westsidesza]

@venusianbabie tw// heartbreak

[g❦ @envvyg]

this is THEE popsicle

[Tyler Cameron @TylerJCameron3]

3 nights and 3 pints of ice cream down the hatch. Will I make it 4 for 4 tomorrow?

[Dr Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI]

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[Ally Carter @OfficiallyAlly]

I see a lot of people being like “I would survive the Coronavirus. I’m taking my chances.”

The way I see it, yeah. I’d survive it. But I might carry it to someone who wouldn’t. And that, folks, is the problem.

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

Husband just said “casually” to me: “maybe you could google JLo’s workout and just do that?” as he shoves, and I am not making this up, the kids’ uncrustables sandwich into his mouth. I would like to preemptively report a murder.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Oklahoma’s coaching staff convincing their defense to come out for the second half

[maybe: clare @clur19]

What’s the most psycho thing you did in 2019? I’ll go first! I stalked Colton’s Venmo friends to see who he picked and then I knew who won the Bachelor months before anyone else did.