THANK YOU, AMERICA. MANY ARE CALLING ME MR. PRESIDENT ALREADY. SO HERE IS THE PLAN. ON DAY ONE AS POTUS I WILL MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO SHOW MELANIA'S MOVIE OR PLAY KID ROCK - GIVING OUR NEW GENERATION A CHANCE AT HAPPINESS. I WILL RIP DONALD TRUMP'S NAME OFF EVERY BALLROOM, BUILDING, HAT, AND ANAGRAMMED TOWEL. I WILL RENAME MAR-A-LAGO TO THE "GULF OF JIMMY KIMMEL" AND TURN IT INTO A SANCTUARY FOR OLD SHARKS AND USED WINDMILLS. FINALLY, I WILL REQUIRE FUTURE PRESIDENTS TO HAVE A POSITIVE IQ, NO EPSTEIN CONNECTION, AND THE ABILITY TO PRONOUNCE ACETAMINOPHEN. THEN I WILL GO TO SLEEP (NOT IN A MEETING) AND WAKE UP TO START DAY TWO AS AMERICA'S GAVINATOR. THANK YOU! 🇺🇸
@PODS this latest container you sent me is all rickety, the door keeps on getting stuck, just not the standard that pods usually stands for. #disappointed
Okay…just had a little talky with Lieutenant Nate Chambers, the driver of this police car. He is unaware of the law where it is illegal to park in an EV spot if you are in an EV. Sooo, maybe I am wrong… 😑 Nah….that can’t be it! Nice guy though!