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[FD @_FDFD_]

Back bencher ndani ya S-Class

[Alexis Ohanian 🗽 @alexisohanian]

21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.

[Nab @ww_nab]

What Mascardi has done is how people communicate in corporate. Mtu anakutusi with all due respect. 😂

[FD @_FDFD_]

🤣🤣

[My Doctor @mmmicheni]

Mascardi wamecheza game haram 😭😭😭😭😂😂

[Ximena @FelistusBonare1]

Just learnt that In Luo,

Nya is for women (Nyagem, Nyasiaya, Nyawahito)

Ja is for men (Jakindu, Jaloka, Jabondo)

God is Nyasaye 🤔🤔
Devil is Jachien! 😂😂😂😆

[FD @_FDFD_]

I scrome when he zoomed out.

[News to Remember @allchronology]

Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.

[FD @_FDFD_]

Kuna vile I hear that opening guitar tune of Tamu by Zaituni and 💉💉
Hiyo wimbo is the definition of Tamu music

[FD @_FDFD_]

Elani really had good music. For me Milele and Kookoo are above and beyond and still evergreen. Wish they stayed and made more music, bc they had got the formula right.

[FD @_FDFD_]

I just love well ripe and good quality avocados and pawpaws so much. Separately though.
Mix it together and it tastes like 💩💩The salty and sweet, texture difference, smell difference, is too much for my palate all at once

[⋆. 𐙚 whattheelle꩜🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @auntychellee]

Saa yote ni goodnight tight pumpum vagina

[FD @_FDFD_]

Very good point

[𝕲𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖘 𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘🫧°‧⋆.ೃ࿔*･ @asspressso]

Him leaving sauti sol to have a solo career only proves how much it takes 2 to tango… their combined artist genius is exactly what is lacking in all his current music creating a repetitive kind of song.

[El Chapo 🥷🏾 @justtemi__]

it takes a certain level of audacity to rule a country into shambles and campaign for a second term. to come & do what, end our lives??

[FD @_FDFD_]

I love Kenyan R&B so much. Ugh.

We get ourselves so much btw.

[FD @_FDFD_]

Jana and today has been quite humid. The rains are coming.

[FD @_FDFD_]

Erm, not sure why this VS show has flooded my socials. But yeah, I was once into fashion and style and such stuff very much.

[FD @_FDFD_]

Also, discovered an IG account I looove, bc I looove me some (gracieabercrombie).

[FD @_FDFD_]

Gonna do a vlogmas this year. Yeah, why not. Never done one before. Inspired by one of my many fave tiktok accounts --> (abbiiiigail) She is sooo cool.

If i find out she is also a Jan baby, that will be too much of a coincidence now.

[FD @_FDFD_]

For someone who learnt to cook & took cooking seriously juzi, I get so many compliments on my food, by all. It's amazes me so much. I used to be scared I will never know how to cook. But you know what? Things work themselves out just fine.

[FD @_FDFD_]

I think Ray Donovan was such a success that they chose to make Wolfs, with Clooney and Pity.
This movie just makes me wanna revisit Ray Donovan. That was some top TV.

[FD @_FDFD_]

Money Monster with a whole George Clooney and Julia Robert was such a drag. 4/10
I see the vision but...🥱
Maybe it's bc I'm watching it after the whole global financial crisis that happened way back when I was still just children & all.

[FD @_FDFD_]

The way I'm seeing people saying the movie made them cry, si Mimi basi nitatoa mpaka bubbles kwa mapua nikipiga manduru? 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[FD @_FDFD_]

I love that good dog PR is so back on our screens. Just like when we were kids. Can't wait to watch Heart of a Beast!!!