Faith

UWaterloo | History & French

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

Girls don't want boys. They want the covid vaccine and a nice apartment

[tunds @_tfunds]

Post-McDonald’s clarity might be the worst thing

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think that summer when “shut up and dance” was popular was the last time I was able to produce my own serotonin

[Nikki Insana @NikkiInsana]

You’re telling me my professor who can’t stop the YouTube autoplayer from playing the next video is going to teach classes online? This should be good.

[Holland Beck @hollaa_backk]

if you’ve ever used a frat house bathroom you’re immune to the coronavirus

[marsha @marzmllow]

men be like, “the last thing i ever want to do is hurt u..................but its still on my list”

[Arely @arelygabriela_]

men be like I’m bilingual I speak English and over women

[dani @daniiitoma]

every history nerd that has ever wondered what it would’ve been like if twitter was around when franz ferdinand was killed, it’s this.

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

shout-out to all the college students who are home for the holidays thinking "idk i'm just not feeling the christmas spirit this year" you will never feel it again this is adulthood yes it's always this bad

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

fuck your astrology sign what type of antidepressants are you on

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

When I saw Oprah interview Michelle Obama, Oprah asked how Michelle got over feeling intimidated sitting at big tables filled with smart, powerful men and Michelle said, “You realize pretty quickly that a lot of them aren’t that smart.” I think about that quote every single day.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Obviously I am willing to make the first move I posted an Instagram story so that you’d have something to dm me about

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

my love language is posting songs on my story then assuming the one person i want to see it will not only see it but also listen to it and over analyze the lyrics until they figure out what message i’m trying to send

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

going to sleep at a reasonable time is literally free why don’t I ever do it

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

with every inch over 5’8” that a guy grows, he loses 15% of his personality