Sir… you are bald.

If you can’t see my page, I probably blocked you because one of your more stupid tweets made it to my TL. God Bless and be easy though ✊🏽

[Sir… you are bald. @_Fancy_M3]

LMFAOOOOOOOO i will never change my name again on here cause fjfjfjfjfjgjfkfkfkkfkf cracks me up every fucking time

[Bonita Applemum @DPMCanty]

I’ve been waiting to use this clip.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I appreciate AIPAC proving it doesn’t belong in the Dem Party and especially our primaries.

From endorsing Jan 6th members to ensuring Congress remains in the hands of a 34-count felon, AIPAC is an org committed to undermining democracy at home and abroad.

See you in November.

[Ash 👩🏾‍💻 @TechBaeAsh]

We really grew up with parents that gave us an assignment when we asked what a word meant. They made YOU go look it up in the dictionary then come back and give them a FULL report on what you discovered. “Nevermind” wasn’t an option! We used to instantly regret asking them. 😂

[Sir… you are bald. @_Fancy_M3]

The fact that when i read food labeled “made in the USA” i now look for other options lmfaoooooooooooo

[Sir… you are bald. @_Fancy_M3]

I had my car stolen last year and didnt get another one until May but from august til may, the walking is what was shedding all my fat lmao

Literally aint do a lick else and everyone was like “damn you lost weight” meanwhile you aint do a damn thing but lose your car lmaoo

[Sir… you are bald. @_Fancy_M3]

No because its literally that.

[Ash 👩🏾‍💻 @TechBaeAsh]

Everybody and they mama nem done lost a significant amount of weight in the last 1-2years. A lot of us have lost it from simply walking. I don’t even walk that quickly either. I just walk at a normal pace to ease my mind, move my body, and be at peace. Weight + fat just fell off.

[Sir… you are bald. @_Fancy_M3]

Bitch…. How many fucking people died last year?! Lmfaooooooo why i also aint know Voletta Wallace died???

[Sir… you are bald. @_Fancy_M3]

@deadpananne Me fucking tooooo!!!!!! It just ruined my whole evening 🫩

[Sir… you are bald. @_Fancy_M3]

Omg…. That just ruined my evening 😂😭🫩

[Sir… you are bald. @_Fancy_M3]

Wait wtf???????
Michelle trachtenberg died?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[pulga @f1eafag]

i dunno how people work full time and come home to a CHILD. i be feeling like this after the work week

[Akira @Akir_a997]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Anyone who votes no on this probably should not be an elected official.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Farmers are reporting that data centres are destroying their bees. I don't think people understand how important this is. Bees pollinate about one in every three bites of food we eat. They're far more important to humanity than any Al tool or data centre.

[Sir… you are bald. @_Fancy_M3]

Lol it got worse over time like everything else 🫩🫩

[pretty face 🇯🇲 @sofcknpretty_]

T-Mobile need to get it together. For the money I pay monthly for my bill, the giveaways on Tuesday need to hit a little bit harder. I don’t want no BIG GULP or no damn cheesy bites. @TMobile

[Trey @treydayway]

I'm just a cornbread loving atheist, but I'm pretty sure Jesus would have just wanted the money for this to go to the poor

[Sir… you are bald. @_Fancy_M3]

Nah. I am dying right now. Wtf did i do yesterday 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

[Sir… you are bald. @_Fancy_M3]

Its only 9:11 🫠

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Tulsi Gabbard’s brother was arrested and charged after he allegedly tried to lure several children into his hotel room in Waikiki https://t.co/3QxplZ2tQb

[Glowja Cat✨@selfcarecoka @c0kahina]

If you’re gonna be fucking on a mid nigga please do that shit in silence, don’t open the door for the uggos to feel emboldened with baddies it’s bad enough out here

[Sir… you are bald. @_Fancy_M3]

Naurrr

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Ben & Jerry’s Foundation says it will shut down amid legal dispute with parent company https://t.co/7WrACUI2xe