Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚

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[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

I'm FJ. Long Leg Egg. I run a class, tourneys, edit, make friccs. Follow me...or don't. Updated to remove direct links is all! <3

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[Coney @CONEY]

Rhythm Heaven
10 year old game
10 year old game
Thumb wrestling
6 year old game
1 year old game: Switch Edition
Fire Emblem
MINECRAFT
Game announced a year ago, no date or gameplay
10 year old game
Remake

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

I'm not even saying OOT remake is a bad thing either, but they didn't show anything haha. Least I can look forward to some things. Pokopia stuff, Duskbloods please and Orbitals looks fun too, I do like my every 3-4 years Fire Emblem too.

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

I've never been an N64 Zelda guy, either of them, and even then they didn't show anything for the finale.

For me this #NintendoDirect was poop from a butt. Just a bunch of ports, frame drops and stuff I don't care for. (Aside from a fleeting moments for stuff I'm interested in.)

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

This been 30 minutes of fuckass. Why are we watching a thumb wrestling game demo after that trailer? #NintendoDirect

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

This been 30 minutes of fuckass. Why are we watching a thumb wrestling game demo after that trailer? #NintendoDirect

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

Duskbloods news and Mario Maker 3 please :)

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

Duskbloods news and Mario Maker 3 please :)

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The #NintendoDirect 6.9.2026 and Nintendo Treehouse: Live | June 2026 will begin shortly!

Tune in now: https://t.co/gtSP6nwy7k

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman™️ @The_MJF]

🤔 not bad.

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

@nodqdotcom Trying to pull another MJF-like Tweet by using an over year old quote I see.

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

Imo the best Persona game out of 3-5. And P3:Reload was a blast. Hell yeah!

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Persona 4 Revival - out Feb 18th, 2027

[Dream World Revival Project @PDWRevival]

For the first time since January 14, 2014. You can now play Pokémon Dream World again, along with tuck in new Pokémon, receive items, and wake-up Pokémon!

Now enjoy this demonstration:)

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

That's just a domesticated Tank from L4D2

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

That’s an alligator

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

Jesus Christ they turned Tifa's tits into the Hindenburg

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

I thought Geoff brought Tupac back to life and was gonna have him come out.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Tu Pac announced Stranger Than Heaven, game out Jan 15th, 2027

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

Pricks and Minidicks, AMIRITE?

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Bricks & Minifigs is parting ways with Brandon Best and Joshua Johnson due to "a devastating social media campaign"

They say they have reached out to the family that owns the $200,000 LEGO collection to return it and offer compensation for any missing items

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

@m4rvelgirl Danny DeVito

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

Living in red states means you can alcohol until your liver is rotted over three times, but getting hemp derived products is much more dangerous and must be banned. (Source, I've lived in them my whole life.)

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

Mark Davis is so fucking awesome man. #AEWDynamite

[Cera Gibson @CeraGibson]

One time I asked my brother why he tended to only play/make characters that were women. He said “If I’m gonna stare at a screen for hours, I’d rather it be at a cool girl than a dude,” so I think this is a personal problem.

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

I just hope it makes losers that whine about female protags ruining games (and industry as a whole) seethe tbh.

[Fat Jesus📏🦵🥚 @_FatJesus_]

MOTHER OF WAR