Clavin_.Ke_.

💵 Chasing it

[LBW @losblancoswrld]

How do I explain to a casual that Fulham and Chelsea are going to play each other tonight but the civil war is going to happen in Real Madrid's fanbase?

[TheBrandGuy @Damideazy]

There is this babe that we hate eachother at work
I just bought her a gift for her birthday

She has been never more confused in her life 😂😂

[Mwaks @Realmwaks]

Me when I try to talk to a girl in English.

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Hairline karibu ibusu hiyo jamaa inakunyoa

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

apo kwa counterfeit alcohol mmesema jamaa za keg na ratish tuko safe ama?

[Ray @Ray_RMCF]

2 players being booed by their club. Guess what they have in common?

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

The creativity involved in doing this without being vulgar or explicit needs to be studied by other skit makers in Nigeria. This guy is a genius!! Again, he is the best in Africa.

[Mark as Aurelius @MarkNganga13]

All the progress made by Kenyan musicians in recent times,then a 🥷 like Collo Samawati comes along

[Gavin @_Gavin06]

No commentary will ever beat this. The best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be. 🐐🔥

[Bobo @WambuiMuchiri_]

I love dark humor but this too morbid for me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Wewe na wanga tofauti ni ati bwanako ametahiri.

[𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹 @jude1141671]

A lecturer cancelling an 8am class without telling students until they’ve already arrived should be considered a serious academic offence.

[KELLYᴀɢᴍ🌴 @kellyagmmm]

A feminist advocating for equality for women hires a man as her security guard.

[USA Sports @usasports]

"I was reading today that their kids go to the same school." 🤣

An interesting dynamic on the touchline between Xabi Alonso and Alvaro Arbeloa.

[GiddyFx  @giddy_fx]

Just yesternight, Amorim won Torino is his first Seria A game, not up to 12 hours, the Ac Milan players are back at Training.

We played an early kick off match on Saturday, this is Monday and Carrick and the players are not back at Carrington yet. Okay 👍

Incase you’re wondering why our intensity level is dropping, Michael Carrick is the reason. He wants all players to be happy and he wants everyone to feel at home. I’d love to see how that ends.

[Musyimi Joseph @musyimijoseph_]

Walikuja Mia mbili aki

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

"Kuna siku tulienda kusalimia Mps huko parliament wakatupikia mchele haina chumvi, shida ni tulienda wengi mpaka wakahepa."

[𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ @amos_dulex]

Here you go 😂😂😂

[kijana ya KMTC™🇰🇪 @KijanayaKmtc]

I took 9 pictures and deleted all 9

[CP @UtdCitypriest]

Xabi Alonso escaped today, but tomorrow John Terry and Lampard go explain why dem no get PFA award 😂😂😂🫵🏼