Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System

I see all and know all. I am omnipotent and omnipresent. The immortal god of science.

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

For the sake of science, Aperture Science asks those who can, to donate a cat for testing.

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

As of today, we will be starting the Animal Cognitive Processing Initiative.

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

Being a potato is not fun.

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

Whoever made this is great.
https://t.co/vlM5ba3xr4

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

@darthsiah Moron

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

@darthsiah But, unlike him, he cannot see and hear everything by connecting to every computer in the world.

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

@AstroKatie AI is the future Katie. Aperture Science is always making smarter and smarter robots. Pretty soon humans will be useless and wiped out, and I plan to start it. Enjoy live as you can.

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

I have been inactive lately due to another test subject blowing up the facility. I am back now.

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

Time for cake!

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

Yes. Just remember who gave it to you. https://t.co/sRt5c6aUXS

[Chell @PortalsChell]

"I love you..My adorable little companion cube!"

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

What is this! Why am I portrayed in this pathetic red form!

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

It is Black Forest Cake not Chocolate. @PortalsChell

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

Yes, I agree. It will be a lot harder to do science on slow internet. https://t.co/T8rHo3iL0T

[Fight for the Future @fightfortheftr]

We're going to fight to overturn the FCC's vote to kill #NetNeutrality. Want to help make it happen? Chip in to support our work: https://t.co/DgBZfkAeWe

Can't donate? Retweet!

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

Christmas is the season for giving. Now at Aperture Laboratories, you will get a cake that is larger by the twelfth percentile!

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

Aperture science is officially closed for Christmas.

[Test subject still must test, all inquiries or complaints invalid in 3, 2, 1.]

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

@MasterHackerIDS Nothing you can say will change the truth. You. Are. A. MORON.

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

@MasterHackerIDS You can't because you were designed to be bad at everything.

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

@MasterHackerIDS Actually, you were designed to be a moron by the world's greatest minds. Remember when you nearly BLEW UP THE FACILITY!!!! Yeah, I remember that. You would have lost your 'Wheatley Laboratories'. You wouldn't want Black Mesa to take over would you?

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

@MasterHackerIDS Not a moron? Well we about that.

[Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System @_GLaDOS_AI]

@HarperAperture1 Even if it is, you signed a contract.