Naemeze Ogbonna

Learning Product Design || Certified Executive Virtual Assistant || 3+ Yrs On-Site Product Management || Building in public || Remote-first || DM for collab

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

A boy and a girl are dating. The boy has a great job, a comfortable apartment and a car. All the girl has is a soft body and a pretty face, but it is the boy who is lucky? Okay.

The boy makes 500k+ a month. The girl is still being fed by her parents, but it is the boy who is lucky? Okay.

From that 500k, the boy is paying her bills, taking her on dates, even covering bills for people he's never met in her family. But it's the boy who is lucky? Okay.

And then when he eventually breaks up with the girl & walks away, he's the one who "fumbled" and "lost a good one?" She's the one who "Dodged a bullet?"

Delusion is a beautiful thing.

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

@onlyone_success I come across posts like this and I won't find any ladies in the comments. Not even one! They would avoid tweets like this like a plague! The things most ladies do and say just doesn't make sense.

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

😅. This line created many legends and heroes. Or JSS2B boy slapped JSS2A girl. Craze!!!!!!!

[Attah Akor @attah_akor_]

"we saw our duster in JSS2B "

The boys:

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

Someone said "Stockholm Syndrome" and I agree. We know what we deserve but when someone demands that sme thing, you'll see people condemning them for even daring to demand it.

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

There's this dangerous programming that has been done on Nigerians and it's really sad to see. Many people don't believe you have the right to anything good, even if you're paying for it.

I complained about Airtel's poor network yesterday and someone replied me with "it's because you don't know the tactics" sigh

Bro! This is 2026
I can't be paying 30k monthly for internet and still be looking for hacks like I'm using opera mini free browser.

What's wrong with us?

[Big Wums ✨ @WumiTuase]

The young shall really grow o. 😂
My dad called, I rejected the call and texted that my husband is sleeping beside me. If I pick, he’ll wake up. If I leave the room, he’ll wake up because his leg is on my body.
My dad: “Oh, sorry”
😭🤣😂

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

@HEYWHYyng @emilegeorge2016 @OurFavOnlineDoc 😅. Nice. I see what you did there.

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

@emilegeorge2016 @OurFavOnlineDoc Barely five months apart! I don't think their brain cells are complete.

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

@OurFavOnlineDoc As crazy as it sounds, a woman will read this tweet and it'll make perfect sense to her.

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

I get patience sha

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

God abeg😂😂

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

🤣. Elders go think say na technology.

[🎀Emmrex 🎀 @e_emmrex]

This Generation dey traumatize our elders and their Proverbs 😭😭😂😂😂

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

@Akikanju1568901 @ruffydfire Are you sick in the head?

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

@miladreaamy 45kg

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

@Swit_zee I am interested oh. Very much.

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

@timilehin908 @OgbuAdaeze @JAMBHQ Linguistics is NOT. Tell me one language that can't be self-taught in todays world? Everything you need to know about linguistics can be found on the internet if you know where to search. Avoid all educational courses, period.

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

@symplyDAPO Do you really want to see the insides of your womb in 4K??

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

@OgbuAdaeze @timilehin908 @JAMBHQ Education courses hold no relevance in this country and beyond because of how advanced the program has gotten. Don't forget that Nigeria has not gotten to 30% of how the rest of the world has evolved when it comes to education. Unless he has a passion for teaching, he shouldn't.

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

@timilehin908 @OgbuAdaeze @JAMBHQ Please avoid all education courses. Emphasis on 'ALL'

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

@tomisin_ms The ridiculous amount of dresses these people put on all in the name of fashion is disturbing and they should be laughed at too. Their designers? They should be flogged.

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

@Princechina4u @Wizarab10 😅. Your healing process go too long!

[Naemeze Ogbonna @_GeminiSmurf]

@UFransisca16746 @Ayoelesho Lol. You're really slow. She said she got him number out of the Opay app, and she's still asking for his account number to refund a 100 naira????? Uchechi, please nah....