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[glockamole @_Glockster_]

How your partner treats you after sex says so much

[glockamole @_Glockster_]

@citizencope @CoachLocks U

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[Braden 🏺 @BradenIsBased]

We're so fucked

[Animes @ShiroooVideos]

Why this scene is so funny
#HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #AlicentHightower

[Matt @m_ttt21]

Daemon Targaryen after fucking his niece, stoping ser criston, and marrying rheanyra in one episode #HouseOfthedragon  #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

[Alex in the Multiverse of Sadness @HideYoWifey]

When i was 17 I went to my first party and drank for the first time. 4 shots blacked me out. I woke up to two men raping me. I was a virgin. I was wearing jeans and a softball jersey from the game I had just played. I woke up hungover the next morning COVERED in large black (1/?)

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

ain’t nobody watching a pirates of carribean movie without johnny depp

[Kass @kass____]

I was running late to pick up my cousin, I look back and my girl was holding ON

[DC Maryland Virginia @DMVFollowers]

Maryland meteorologist Doug Summers called his kids during live broadcast to warn them to get to the basement as he realizes his home is in the path of a tornado.

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

I hate olives but I wish I liked them because so many people I know love them SO MUCH.

What is that food for you?

[DynamicallyDisabled 🟥 @dynamicallydis]

Having a body is so annoying. The amount of upkeep and maintenance a human body requires? Unbelievable. Ridiculous.

[glockamole @_Glockster_]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 💀

[jodie @jodieegrace]

the tinder swindler is so wild to me because if any man told me “my enemies are after me I need $25k” I would be like damn that’s crazy, good luck though

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

im both a “fast replier” and “never replies” type of person. it depends on my mood and who you are

[Uncle Cheato @Luv_Cheat]

I might FaceTime you randomly with an exaggerated story about my day and not talk to you again for 3 weeks. Just love me regardless.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

cussing at school then stopping when i got home was my first mastered skill