Hailey Schroeder 🍍

A stand up comedian who sits when tweets.

[Hailey Schroeder 🍍 @_Hailey__marie_]

#savethefuckingplanet #itswhatscool

[Hailey Schroeder 🍍 @_Hailey__marie_]

Planning a wedding when you really don’t have friends, and people to help out= STRESSful.. someone start a go fund me for me 🥴😂

[Hailey Schroeder 🍍 @_Hailey__marie_]

WON TICKETS***

[Hailey Schroeder 🍍 @_Hailey__marie_]

@MIX1051 HELP I won’t tickets awhile ago to see the killers in may but I can’t find the email and I know the concert is approaching soon! What do I do??

[Hailey Schroeder 🍍 @_Hailey__marie_]

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[Venmo @Venmo]

It’s 2/22/22!! A once-in-a-lifetime date when anything could happen. 🤑We’re giving out $10K, so RT with your Venmo handle & you might win $222. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 2/22. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Venmo @Venmo]

It’s 2/22/22!! A once-in-a-lifetime date when anything could happen. 🤑We’re giving out $10K, so RT with your Venmo handle & you might win $222. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 2/22. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Hailey Schroeder 🍍 @_Hailey__marie_]

@MIX1051 I won concert tickets to see the killers awhile back and it’s coming up soon, but I don’t have the email anymore ): HELP!

[Hailey Schroeder 🍍 @_Hailey__marie_]

@MIX1051 I won tickets to see the killers a few months back I know it’s coming up this year, but I can’t find the email anymore and I wanted to follow up and see how to get them and what not!

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

Motion detecting home security camera working well!

[Nicole❤️ @Thomeshaaa_]

Adulting is when you realize all you want is a home, stable job and a partner to settle down with.

[Hailey Schroeder 🍍 @_Hailey__marie_]

@Venmo Haaileey98

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

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[Hailey Schroeder 🍍 @_Hailey__marie_]

I love how when I become a mom all my “friends” disappear off the face of the earth, I never get invited to do anything anymore, fuck y’all..

[Hailey Schroeder 🍍 @_Hailey__marie_]

I NEED SOME NEW FRIENDS MAN SHIT

[Hailey Schroeder 🍍 @_Hailey__marie_]

I would love some Panera Mac and cheese right now. JS

[Hailey Schroeder 🍍 @_Hailey__marie_]

Can’t believe I just won them, thanks so much!!

[MIX 105.1 @MIX1051]

Happy FRIDAY! I've got another pair of tickets to see @thekillers at the @AmwayCenter going out in the next 30 minutes, listen to win. -@PikeTaylorRadio

[Tennessee Bureau of Investigation @TBInvestigation]

#TNAMBERAlert: We're issuing an AMBER Alert in the search for 6-month-old Lilybet Boyd, who is missing from Roane County.

She was last seen earlier today, wearing pink pajamas.

She may be in a dark blue, 2016 Ford Explorer, with temporary TN tag QGJ88B1.

1-800-TBI-FIND!

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Save this for when you're craving something extra sweet 😋🍫🍦