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[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

PM Modi brings smiles to a serious gathering of banking and financial sector dignitaries with his witty remarks 🔥

“Why is the atmosphere so serious? There is pressure in banking, pressure in technology. Please sit comfortably and relax.”

With Mahaprabhu’s blessings, Bhubaneswar gifts a new institution to New India.

[Himanshu Jain @HemanNamo]

Full moon glows behind the sacred Neel Chakra of Shri Jagannath Temple ❤️

[Ex. Secular @ExSeculr]

मुल्ले के साथ रील बनवाने वालों से तो अच्छी ही सिंगर है शिवाश्री जी 🤩🤩🤩

[desi mojito @desimojito]

Samay Raina called Kunal Kamra mid-show. Big mistake 😂

Modi ji’s lookalike roasted him so hard Kamra ended up calling him “Sir” 💀

All 5 judges: 10/10 🔥
Asli Modi ji ki zaroorat hi nahi padi.

[The Khel India @TheKhelIndia]

Amazing reception for Indian para archers at IGI Airport, New Delhi! 🤩🔥

- India won 6 medals, including 3 golds, in archery at the Asian Para Games 2026! 🇮🇳

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

3 words short and sweet message by Piyush Mishra to Mulla Naseeruddin Shah! 😂

[𝗚𝗲𝗺𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 ⚔️ @IwilllExposeYou]

Whenever I feel low, I watch this video.😂

Last over India vs Pakistan 2025 Asia cup Final.

[Piyush Goyal @PiyushGoyal]

India is a democracy, Kharge ji, not the darbaar of the Congress where entitled leaders abuse at will.

Stop mocking the farsightedness of our nation's voters. The people see through your web of deceit and understand very well that it is Prime Minister Narendra Modi ji who is building the Bharat of the future!

[Amit Shah @AmitShah]

कांग्रेस अध्यक्ष मल्लिकार्जुन खरगे ने आज पटना में मोदी जी के पिताजी के बारे में अभद्र टिप्पणी कर सारी मर्यादाएँ तार-तार कर दी हैं।

यह पहली बार नहीं है, जब कांग्रेस पार्टी ने मोदी जी या उनके परिवार को अपशब्द कहे हों। कभी उनकी पूजनीय माताजी के विषय में अपशब्द कहे, कभी उन्हें 'मौत का सौदागर' कहा, तो कभी 'चायवाला' कहकर उनकी गरीबी का उपहास उड़ाया। राहुल गांधी के नेतृत्व में कांग्रेस पार्टी हर रोज अभद्रता की सीमाएँ पार करती जा रही है।

बीते 12 वर्षों में लगातार मिल रही चुनावी हार से कांग्रेस पार्टी में हताशा व निराशा इतनी बढ़ चुकी है कि अब उसके पास न कोई नीति बची है, न कोई मुद्दा, बस गाली-गलौज की राजनीति बची है। जनता के बीच जनाधार खो चुकी कांग्रेस, अब अपने कार्यकर्ताओं में भी आधार खोती जा रही है।

जब-जब इन्होंने मोदी जी या उनके परिवार पर घृणित टिप्पणियाँ की हैं, तब-तब जनता ने कांग्रेस को करारा जवाब दिया है।

[Aakash Chopra @cricketaakash]

Amit Mishra’s friendship with Gautam Gambhir explained in 90 seconds.
Baith & Bol streaming NOW.

YouTube. Facebook. Spotify.
#amitmishra #Baithandbol #gautamgambhir #cricket #aakashvani

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | A ruckus broke out during Congress national president Mallikarjun Kharge's address at the 139th birth anniversary celebration of Dr. Shri Krishna Singh in Patna, Bihar

A person present at the event said that PM Modi would not go anywhere, Kharge responded, "Modi ka baap bhi jayega."

[Arun Govil @arungovil12]

The ghats of Kashi are witnessing an extraordinary wave of enthusiasm as people gather to welcome Honourable Prime Minister Shri @narendramodi Ji.

The Indian Air Force’s spectacular aerial display will add a historic dimension to this grand occasion, showcasing the valour and strength of Bharat.

#Kashi #IndianAirForce
@BJP4UP @BJP4India @PMOIndia

[Lala @FabulasGuy]

5 Lakh Mahadev Bhakts flooded in Kashi for Air show

Imagine they decided to take on CJP cockroaches 🔥🥵

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

100,000+ Ram bhakts flooded Nati Imli in Kashi yesterday for the centuries-old Bharat Milap Leela.

​That’s 10x the crowd on a Thursday than what turned out for CJP protests. 🔥

JAI SHREE RAM 🚩

[Ajay Jadeja @AjayJadeja171]

Thank God the match was live, otherwise, Pakistani fans would have declared New Zealand the winner 😂

[Sidhant Sibal @sidhant]

Benaras & its Ghats

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

OPPOSITION's HITJOB FALLS FLAT 💥

Kerala Vigilance has found ZERO PROCEDURAL lapses in the 2007 clean chit given to CEC Gyanesh Kumar.

​They dug up an 18-year-old closed file to ATTACK the Election Commission over SIR, but found NO NEW EVIDENCE or corruption.

[Aravind @aravind]

Drugs are a scourge on India and the adversaries are using it to weaken us. Great work by govt fighting it.

I urge the GoI to take social media infowar being done against India by two of our adversaries as seriously.

It is poisoning India's youth and making them take up causes detrimental to the country in favor of India's adversaries.

Worse, our youth in forces are also being psyoped via social media. This SM psyop menace has to be tackled exactly like a drug war or insurgency. It is an emergency.

[Amit Shah @AmitShah]

Modi Govt deals another lethal blow against drugs with Operation Trident.

Our agencies launched a barrage of simultaneous crackdowns across 38 locations in Assam, Mizoram and Manipur on 23 October, smashing an international narco-cartel. The operation revealed ₹100 crore worth of hawala transactions, froze 1,424 bank accounts, attached properties worth ₹17.82 crore, seized 500 detonators and ₹12 lakh in cash, and led to the arrest of 18 people.

The network trafficked narcotics across the borders of India, Myanmar and Bangladesh through the Death Triangle Corridor. The offensive attests to India’s Himalayan resolve to realise the mission of eradicating every drug network by 31 December 2029. India will hammer until the last nail is driven into the coffin of drug cartels.

Heartiest congratulations to the anti-narcotics team comprising central agencies, and police forces of the three states.

[Punjab Kings @PunjabKingsIPL]

Aced the chase! ⭐