Hannah Facts

All facts. All the time. Sort of... except probably not.

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Was sure women weren't from Venus 'til I learned it's the only planet that moves clockwise... Now I'm not so sure... #mindblown #HannahFacts

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@RepDanGoldman @softballscifi I have no issue with ICE in theory — by their actual job function of facilitating deportation.
However, when we consistently are arresting citizens and legal residents in the process — we have to change the process. It’s not acceptable.

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Being underestimated is only annoying until the moment when you accidentally get really important overestimated.

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@EvanAKilgore Lol no

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I’ve never met a dog named Doug. That’s a shame. #hannahfacts

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Film/tv/video = the lowest form of entertainment and the definitive reason humans will meet their ultimate demise.

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I feel like a hamster’s ruptured anus. #hannahfacts

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I bet a “nothingburger” is about 276 pounds calories of something. #hannahfacts

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TFW a man tells you that you need to track your period better and then pulls open the “Spot On” tracking app he has on his own phone.

No words.
Real life.
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I hate the part of a period where you stand and suddenly feel like part of a waterfall. 😑 #hannahfacts

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Why does everyone wear so much metal in the future?

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@thankunev @ArianaGrande Hannah Deason ... though I’d prefer black 🖤🖤🖤 .... gray is pretty close :)

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There is literally nothing better than watching reviews of all the different makeup that smells like pool noodles and fig newtons.

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@JordanMorback You didn’t know this?! I’m surprised I didn’t tell you. I was telling EVERYBODY when I found out. Hi stranger, did you know Venus is the only plan spinning clockwise?

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Was sure women weren't from Venus 'til I learned it's the only planet that moves clockwise... Now I'm not so sure... #mindblown #HannahFacts

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Something has to give soon. The kettle is steaming. It’ll either boil over or someone will take the damn kettle off the fire and make some tea. Earl Gray. Or maybe chamomile. With lemon. #hannahfacts

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Butt pimples are not my idea of a good time. #hannahfacts

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@JordanMorback Thank you

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@ItsMeAshleyWee I am white... and can totally freestyle on command...but only if we are talking about Doritos or anything that rhymes with can. #hannahfacts #toowhiteforlifesometimes

Also, you are perfectly you and that’s more than enough. 🖤🖤

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How I know kids aren’t for me quite yet (or maybe ever):

Every time I get my period, I have the uncontrollable urge to say “phew thank god.. my life is not ruined.”

Yeah... no coming back from that.
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@MichaelLavista @Caxy So glad my frumpy outfit is absent from this photo 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I met a person that names their pens.

It wasn’t even a good name. It could have been a pun... like Penny... it could have been romantic like Zinfandel or Oerrick...

No. It was Tom. Tom the Pen. Wtf? Can’t even. #hannahfacts