Harry Spencer

Impulsive, Exiting and Flawed

[Harry Spencer @_HarrySpencer]

Tip for the day: If unsure which way to open a door always push, them if someone says “You’re supposed to pull” you can say “Chance would be a fine thing” and that’s funny not awkward. #lifehack

[Harry Spencer @_HarrySpencer]

My dad: how do you get rid of a cat? Put it in a sack and chuck it over the Humber bridge. #inheritedknowledge

[Harry Spencer @_HarrySpencer]

Remember how good Easter was? X

[Harry Spencer @_HarrySpencer]

Care free life stops when you stop wearing Astro’s casually. FACT

[Harry Spencer @_HarrySpencer]

I have a slight fear of animals that can bite me quicker than I can react to them going to bite me. #

[Athletico Mince @AthleticoMince]

Just polished me brass un

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Happy #apricotday from Edward

[Harry Spencer @_HarrySpencer]

@RobConlon25 The Very Ordinary Boys?

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Oi is it 2018 in Australia yet?
I know dem man are on a early ting.

[Mark Lawrenson @MTLawrenson]

What's a Belinda wipe?

[Harry Spencer @_HarrySpencer]

Also do you remember that kid at school that used to run everywhere? Do you recon he still does it? Like round work and stuff. When it was cold always wore MASSIVE gloves didn’t he.

[Harry Spencer @_HarrySpencer]

There’s a little fat lad on the door up the Sainsbury’s that you think you can take. Do you?...asking for your dad. #therealissues

[Harry Spencer @_HarrySpencer]

Little Christmas tip for you. Don’t buy a shit Christmas tree. #thoughtforsaturdaynight

[Harry Spencer @_HarrySpencer]

@RobConlon25 What was the colour of the snake?

[Harry Spencer @_HarrySpencer]

Something that doesn’t follow the rule the bigger the better, a crisp. I mean it’s dead good finding one, but eating one is just really difficult. #thoughtoftheday

[Harry Spencer @_HarrySpencer]

Stupid things I can think of are; a motorway services with no parking, a sauce pan with no handles, shoes with no bottoms and wall mountable scales. Thanks.

[Harry Spencer @_HarrySpencer]

Janet Street Porter needs flushing away. Who is she to slag off Robson Green or how excited he gets about fishing! #Whatadickhead #AskAMan

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

The love is mutual my royal blooded friends https://t.co/M2RyXr5OEi

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

CUT A DASH: For Sale : Aluminium top hat (Spanish), with chin strap (might be a bucket....I'm not a milliner) £8:00