des

always down for a nap

[des @_HeyDes]

the fact that we get to look at sunsets for free is astounding

[des @_HeyDes]

@ChipotleTweets can we pls have an option to order the vinaigrette as a side on the app 😭🙏🏼

[des @_HeyDes]

absolutely no one:

@Kaylimilller : did you see Gypsy Rose tried In-N-Out?

[des @_HeyDes]

feeling blessed to be alive the same time as kettle cooked potato chips

[des @_HeyDes]

@MetroBoomin is absolutely roasting him 🫣😂

[des @_HeyDes]

@karahyter Truthfully 😂

[des @_HeyDes]

why am I just now watching Saltburn and why is no one talking about it as much as it should be talked about? the storyline, the foreshadowing, the casting, the cinematography, the soundtrack. chef’s kiss 10/10

[des @_HeyDes]

@callherdaddy ‘s interview with @itsjojosiwa was amazing. and for everyone saying alex was mocking her obviously didn’t watch the entire interview. also, let’s not forget that she’s only 20 and still figuring herself out all while strategically building her business. I respect it

[des @_HeyDes]

@Hozier really said:

You know, you're bright as the morning, as soft as the rain
Pretty as a vine, as sweet as a grape
If you can sit in a barrel, maybe I'll wait
Until that day
I'd rather take my whiskey neat
My coffee black and my bed at three
You're too sweet for me

🫢

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and just do this

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

i actually just teared up at this. america is so back. land of the fucking free

[bigsock @biggersocks]

all this work just for me to say “huh”

[des @_HeyDes]

I need to go to there

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Switzerland is full of places that don‘t even feel real!

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza…10 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it. Yesterday i celebrated my 36th birthday. i feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I’ve grown into a completely new man…one that i’m proud of. check this out… 🧵

[Jay @Jay__chiefs]

Her: You better not be in a tree dancing to Swag Surfin’ when I get home

Me:

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

first beer of the evening has been,,, opened

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

minimum wage in switzerland is $24? lemme go change my name to hinga ding durgen.

[des @_HeyDes]

there’s not much I’m more passionate about than napping