Dr. H

This is a biography based on my bio. PhD.

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

“she wanted more than house money” -brigga

it’s for real… still struck out. Gottta love Texas #H

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

“both of you guys gotta try this beer. it’s what they call the “flagpole” - grant

“u mean flagship…?” - dr. H

“oh.. yes.. flagship! **snap and point**

some mysteries will go unsolved. H is back …

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

we’re at Taco Bell. we go through the drive-through we order four crunch wraps and nine bean burritos. There are three people in the car. I get to the window and I ask for 90 hot sauce. bro looks at me in the face and says bro it’s 3 AM. I did not concede.

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

“No pork in the storm” - Dr. Brigga this christmas eve - eve. We will continue to evaluate the opportunities at hand for the team. #H #Doctor #recommend

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

Dr. H - Back by popular demand. Has life changed for better or worse. Who knows. Life is what life is and it’s been predetermined. My research hasn’t been able to prove this to be incorrect. Whatever decision we were supposed to make, we made. #doctor #H #MD

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

@toosie_girl @roro_lopezzz

“You give me the choice between an hour of building a DCF and munching box, i’m munching box for three hours”

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

@roro_lopezzz @peta Yes RoRo! Yes!

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

Diet Coke is like Roto Rooter. #H #Grandmasaysso

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

“Holy Delfino would U look at the time”. Good Morning. H led me to this conclusion. #doctor #Hmeds

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

At my desk in the morning. President walks by:

“You’re one of those guys who likes to stand. I can’t work and stand up”

“Sounds like you need to hit legs more often”

In the copy room. President walks in:

“The snack room is over there”

“I was eating paper”

#Doctor #H

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

“I’m too drunk to get pizza right now I need to go to the bar” -Meech “That seems kind of counter intuitive” -Dr. H
We are men of intuition. #doctor #H #Hmeds

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

“We’re both a 6 or a 7 out of ten”

“What’s a ten, ER trip?”

“No, it’s like strap a GoPro to you and see where you end up”.

The H always prevails. #doctor #H #Hmeds

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

“We like our beer COLD and our women HOT” #doctor #H

[Hoodlum @onhoodlum]

Quando Rondo fan runs away after crashing his car👀

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

“Sea World is now Land World. There are now more whales on land than in the sea.” -Meech. True story. Wish there were less. #doctor #Hmeds

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

“Philly is like Africa” -Meech

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

“Someone’s gotta eat a lot of cheese so someone else can eat a lot of beans. I think Confucius said that” -Mad Dog

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

“I was intrigued to use this deal to make this project work which influenced me to choose this property to study” - Incredible discovery by the understudy H man. #doctor #Hmeds

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

“What if we saw an Alien right now, that would confirm we’re on Mars for sure right now” The medication hasn’t worn off. #doctor #Hmeds #stillAlive

[Dr. H @_Hgod_]

Fake Boobs are the opposite of fast food. You know they are so fake and they aren’t any better because of it. McDonalds french fries though? Ya. Fake as Fuck and Way Better because you know it too. You’re welcome. #doctor #Hmeds