Jeremiah Halstead

A sinner, saved, set apart. Works too much too!

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@WWUTTcom Hear me out, what if the Aliens are from Mars and telling us about Meleldil's Son?

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@The_Kyle_Mann Keep it up Kyle and they'll say you have four jokes

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@ChrchCurmudgeon I mean that's what Waffle House is in Florida... membership class. They just double up on it like some of the megachurches.

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@The_Kyle_Mann @Catholicizm1 You should add this one to @TheBabylonBee joke repitoire so that you could get that joke count up!

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@BibChr Not bad

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@BibChr Wait, are there actually think that?

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In this, the E-Phone at the end of the day is just a phone line with a number that auto answers so that ems/otis etc can talk to occupants. So yeah, surreal but not entirely unexpected

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@3YearLetterman @ewarren @AncestryUK @KofC @NKOTB @LaurenConrad @heidimontag @coach_bnapier @Shoneys @jiffylube @Whitesnake

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@BibChr Your planet is scheduled for demolition?

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@Not_the_Bee I'm gonna stop you right here. Not looking at whether or not this was posted for social manipulation or not, if you don't make a regular habit of lifting, 135 is NOT light. I do arms at least twice a month as my schedule allows and I can barely crank out one rep at 135.

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@HeardleDecades This should be fun!

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@BibChr @YouTube That was a jam, thanks

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@WilliamWight Mission accomplished

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@MerriamWebster Wan as in a wan smile. I thought it was wide and welcoming... little did I know it wasn't

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@ChrchCurmudgeon 1. I'm digging the current sermon series and 2. shadow or no, there is no way it's only six more weeks. We've been in Genesis for a long while and we're in Genesis 6

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@TravisBaldree That's almost as good as my wrapping jobs

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@Not_the_Bee

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@Fred_Butler I've yet to understand why this is a bad thing for anybody.

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Proud to be the 2,346th 😎 on @BackerKit for Cradle (Books 7-9) by Will Wight: Special Editions. https://t.co/vGwfdmg7Sd

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@DefiantLs I need to smoke some meat for my neighbors