Your comprehension is shit...

This is twitter *shrug*

[Your comprehension is shit... @_ItsTitch]

“Don’t ask permission, ask forgiveness”

I’m doing neither.

[Your comprehension is shit... @_ItsTitch]

@ElianaOsazee @Manpoloreturn @Skepta You’re both stupid, that’s clearly the joke.

[Your comprehension is shit... @_ItsTitch]

@RichardAk4747 @bagofnuts_ Look at who’s calling someone old cargo lmaoooo

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Imagine these the women you see growing up and then society tells you some mf Gwyneth Paltrow is the most beautiful women in the world, GTF out my face

[Dont Jealous Me @dontjealousme]

Growing up… if you chatted shit.. you could get slapped or punched up.. thats missing from society.

[CJ 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @DeludedGooner04]

The culture will never stop gassing outsiders up

All it takes is someone to go carnival / eat Jollof & you lap it up

[Your comprehension is shit... @_ItsTitch]

@Myrareidea @ReaganIsHungry @thediamondboyj @PopCrave @iam_kinicole With what? Expressing love for a friend?

[Sunflower 🌻 @BaddieBellaDona]

How the fuck does shit like this end up on my timeline? Seriously

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

[Your comprehension is shit... @_ItsTitch]

@25shadesofblack @ImaniDH_ What is she talking, what are you talking 🙁

[Your comprehension is shit... @_ItsTitch]

People doing “I don’t understand” are the monitoring weirdos in question.
A friend posts something congratulatory/acknowledgeable, you don’t say a word, fine.
But to have cheek to start reeling it off in convo, shows you took it in, you knew it wasn’t trivial, n said nothing..y?

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

so you people can understand envying your friends or having crushes on their partners but you can’t understand how it’s weird to view all my stories and snaps and say nothing?

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Supermarket bakery cookies used to be nice and soft in the middle. Then that prick Paul Hollywood started telling everyone cookies should have a "snap", and now they're all overcooked and inedible.

[Your comprehension is shit... @_ItsTitch]

@00eamii @Nwike__ @korodeseun Most Black Brits Africans are 1 Gen, a lot of people is this particular convo are using it wrong because of age. you are 1st Gen if you’re parents weren’t born here, regardless if you have older siblings born here etc

[Adwoa Yeboah🪵 @Agonizo_mai]

I think everyone should be with someone they truly find impressive. To me, one of the greatest forms of romance is that genuine awe.

[Your comprehension is shit... @_ItsTitch]

@AnyanwuMalachy @TheeAmg YOU clearly don’t know how things works here Lool who goes back to work after 3-6 weeks?
Stop talking nonsense

[Mickey Hynes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇮🇪🇺🇦🍻 @mickeyhynes]

Every year there's an unbearable heat wave for about a week, where I seriously consider dropping £600 on an AC unit, which then subsides so I don't bother. And then I repeat the same doom loop the following year.

[Sharon @Ronsha_U]

Living in the uk will force you to become someone who likes going on holidays

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[Your comprehension is shit... @_ItsTitch]

A Nigerian tweeted this lmao

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

If you like, give up.

[di263 @17retired]

I’ve never understood calling black women with small noses Eurocentric, Europeans can big noses too are they Afrocentric?