Wattz

Seek the truth for yourself, and I will meet you there.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

No. How do you expect the pastor to buy a Range Rover, Rolls- Royce, Cadillac Escalades, and own a private jet?

[Eric @amerix]

2017 tulienda kuambia baba

"Baba, hawa wanataka kuiba."

Baba akasema,

"Shauri yao."

We even created a secret parallel server and Matiang'i sent police goons to terrorize us.

Wakabeba kila kitu.

Matiang'i was just a month old in that office. He was unforgiving, that man.

Nkaisery had just died a month ago.

He collapsed, died at Karen Hospital.

I still think this was a conspiracy.

Friday 4th August tuliambiwa tunakujiwa.

Our expert from Canada Andreas Katsouris was deported that Saturday.

Nilitorokea huko Ngong kujificha hukoo. Ole Tiwaine and Benjamin Nkaate sijui walikimbia Narok.

Mambo ilikuwa moto.

Nikiona watu wengine wakiongea hapa fwaaa, I just mind my business.

Hamjui shit.

[Eric @amerix]

Marriage is a woman's business plan. It is her NGO and a strategy to escape poverty.

[Wattz @_JAke_X_]

@_fels1 Well said.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Then when your baby is born,

Ensure her mother breastfeeds it in the first 30 minutes of its life,

No water, glucose or cow milk.

The milk your babyvsuckles first is known as colostrum.

Colostrum is thick, yellow, small in volume, and heavy in power, antibodies, white cells and gowth factors.

Colostrum lines your baby's gut and shuts the door on infection.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

"I am taking my pregnant wife for a photo shoot"

"I am taking my wife to deliver"

"I have to be there for her."

Bladifakin man.

Style up.

No wonder you wear a pink boxer.

Don't you have anything to do?

Stop listening to western propaganda.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

We have said this before,

• Love in private

• Marry in private

• Disagree in private

• Divorce in private

Keep your relationships and children private.

Marriage or family is not showbiz. It is a sacred institution.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Zach @thechessnerd]

To be GOOD at chess you must be

A. Autistic

B. Narcissistic

To be GREAT at chess, you must be both

[Wattz @_JAke_X_]

@IamDennisOtieno Whoa! 😂😂

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Hakuna hotseat hapa. As usual DP Ruto will bring his own wuestions and choose which ones he answers. https://t.co/02xH4KeEj9

[Eric @amerix]

Nairobi girls spend their youthful years drinking alcohol, smoking, jumping from one bed to the next and seeking validation on the Instagram app.

When they realize their biology clock has ticked away with nothing much to offer, they begin blaming men.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

The best time to poop is in the morning.

Make it a habit to empty your bowel in your house.

Don't go poop-ing in every toilet.

Respect your bowel.

GUARD YOUR FRAME

#MasculinitySaturday

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

Na Sifuna ajue at some point he will have to shed some tears. Halafu mama akue hapo kando anatap yeye mgongo.

Kibarua ya Kutoa wantam si rahisi. We have to play all cards.

[Fact @Fact]

When people say "you've changed " there's a 95% chance that you just stopped acting the way they wanted you to.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Zero attempt in 120 mins.

This is embarrassing.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

My GOAT has NEVER played a final for 90 minutes without a single shot on target. The debate has finally been settled.

[Chess.com @chesscom]

brb learning the Ruy Lopez 🇪🇸

[Eric @amerix]

If you are planning to build a house in your rural village,

Do the following:

• Open a bank account. Call it "Project Development Account 2026."

• Write a plan. Use the Triple Constraint Theory in Project Management: BUDGET, TIME and SCOPE.

• Save 50% equivalent of your rent in the account, monthly for 15 months, eg, if your rent is 10,000, then, save 5,000 in that account every month.

• If you can't raise 50% equivalent of your rent to save, then you are living beyond your means. Look for a cheaper house.

• Get an architect and a draughtsman to design a house.

• Do research, consult, read about building and construction online. Travel beyond your comfort.

• Get a Quantity Surveyor to do feasibility and the cost of the project.

• At month 15, draw a budget and begin buying material for construction, eg Sand, Ballast, Stones and timber. Stick to the budget.

• At month 18, start building.

• Get a professional mason licensed by the National Construction Authority. Be present. Supervision by phone calls is disastrous.

• Be hands-on. Learn to do the masonry work alongside the mason. Mix the ballast. Lay the bricks. Be part of the team.

• Create a rapport and good relationship with a hardware. Let this hardware be the only place you will buy construction material.

• Don't live in government houses. Don't buy the so called "affordable houses."

Build your house, to your preference and taste.

Therefore, if you are intending to build, and you start planning today, then you should be building your house in 2026 March.

It is not far.

Start today.

Be patient.

Start.

#BetterTogether

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Over the weekend, during a private event, Eve Mungai went to the podium to plead with Jalang'o to tell his followers that she now sells smartphones. Jalang'o told her point-blank, "Go out there and create content. That's the Eve we know." Jalang'o echoed what many people have been trying to tell the former digital media queen.

Eve Mungai, together with her then-boyfriend Trevor, reportedly earned a whopping KSh 1.5 million per month from their YouTube channel. Apart from that, they also reportedly earned a similar amount through brand endorsements. They moved from Ruiru to a high-rise apartment in Kileleshwa.

They bought a Toyota Crown and went ahead to build Eve Mungai's parents a four-bedroom maisonette. As usual, when money starts coming in, women tend to see you as baggage. Eve and Trevor later broke up. That's why as a man, never elevate a woman,,, stop doing what her parents failed to do.

Ironically, the very same man who was alleged to be the reason behind the breakup was over the weekend, advising her to go back and reclaim her lost glory in the media space. It's funny how nature works. Currently, Eve is selling phones along Moi Avenue after failing to penetrate the modelling industry.

Apart from selling phones, she's also selling dildos & vibrators on her IG stories. Nowadays, if your girlfriend fails to bless you with view-once photos to boost your optic nutrition, just visit her Instagram page and feast your eyes on the sacred fruits of Nyondoos and Mafrrrrrrmbanya.

Team “Go Go Girl💅🏽” who were quick to fuel their breakup promising to support her all through are nowhere to be seen. Fear women aki. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni kabisa, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

DON'T call her 'my partner',

She is YOUR WIFE.

She is not your partner.

Call her 'my wife',

She is a wife!

What is wrong with men nowadays?

There is no partnership in marriage.

#MasculinitySaturday