J.D Patterson

Author of Aussie Noir literary thriller DARK IN DIFFERENT WAYS published by @SpellBoundBks24. All tweets entirely personal.

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My novel DARK IN DIFFERENT WAYS is a tale of obsession, corruption and murder beneath the Australian sun. Available as a Kindle book and as a paperback.

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@TfL What the hell is going on with your Windrush line services to Highbury & Islington?

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@waitrose You need more staffed checkouts in your Granary Square store.

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@GNRailUK Yet again, there are problems with your services between Alexandra and Moorgate. Try raising your standards, even if you are about to lose the franchise. @TfL @MayorofLondon @Heidi_Labour

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@GNRailUK Why have you severely delayed the 17:15 from Alexandra Palace to Moorgate? Your passengers are heartily sick of you stealing our time.

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@GNRailUK There are far too many ‘faults’ on your trains. It suggests negligence on your part.

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@GNRailUK For what reason have you chosen to cancel the 08:53 from Alexandra Palace to Moorgate? Your incompetence is disgusting.

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@TfL Why are your Bakerloo line services so infrequent today?

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@GNRailUK This 19:41 from Finsbury Park to Hertford North hasn’t yet moved from the platform because the driver hasn’t turned. Explain your incompetence.

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@GNRailUK The sooner you are stripped of the franchise, the better.

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@GNRailUK It is absolutely disgusting of you to cancel the 19:27 out of Moorgate and to delay the subsequent service. Your passengers are heartily sick of your laziness, incompetence and negligence.

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@GNRailUK It is absolutely disgusting of you to cancel the 19:27 out of Moorgate and to delay the subsequent service. Your passengers are heartily sick of your laziness, incompetence and negligence.

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@tfl Why have you chosen, yet again, to run the Windrush line with severe delays?

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@Yourallypally I am really sick and tired of Alexandra Palace Station being made unusable by your events. Why don’t you organise with @GNRailUK to minimise the enormous inconvenience to local residents?

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@GNRailUK You are stealing your passengers’ time.

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@GNRailUK Why is this train still here?

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@GNRailUK How much longer is this 17:15 to Moorgate going to be stuck at Alexandra Palace?

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@GNRailUK Why are ‘faults’ such a persistent problem for your trains?

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@GNRailUK This level of incompetence is inexcusable. Do I have to change my plans for the evening?

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@GNRailUK Why is this train still here?

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@GNRailUK How much longer is this 17:15 to Moorgate going to be stuck at Alexandra Palace?

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@GNRailUK Why are your services between Alexandra Palace and Moorgate so overcrowded today? I couldn’t board the last train that stopped here.

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@TfL What happened to the 09:11 Windrush line service from Highbury & Islington to Whitechapel?

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@GNRailUK Do you consider it acceptable for people to use train seats, on which others sit, as foot rests?