James Williams

Preacher, teacher, writer, servant, and lifelong boycotter of blue M&Ms.

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Avocado makers need to start putting different prizes in. I have like 100 of these wooden balls. #avocado

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Geno Smith, Drew Lock, and Daniel Jones all completing big passes for Seattle tonight! #Seahawks #Giants #MNF

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@CollinRugg Musk: Change the name to X
Staff: It’ll cost millions in advertising
Musk: Just put a big X on top of the building. Every news organization will report on it for days
Staff: You’d need a permit
Musk: Nah, we’ll just take it down after a few days and pay the fine

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@amuse That’s what happens when you let Bo and Luke Duke fly the plane. Yee-Haw!!!

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@TerriGreenUSA

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Having an Alexa is like having kids at home again. My wife and I will be talking and she just jumps into the conversation. I feel like I need to start spelling things again. #alexa #amazonalexa

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If you don’t celebrate Lent can you still celebrate Fat Tuesday? (Asking for a friend) #FatTuesday #ShroveTuesday #MardiGras

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McClung! White guess “can” dunk!” #DunkContest #NBAAllStar2023

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He gets us. #Jesus

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You should get 22 points for hitting the goalpost. Do you realize how difficult that is? #SuperBowl

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So has whoever books the entertainment for the race ever actually attended a race? #theclash #NASCAR75

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“Father, over 2,750 years ago through your prophet Amos you spoke the words,
‘But let justice roll on like a river, righteousness like a never-failing stream!’”
Tonight it’s our heart’s cry as well. #TyreNichols 🙏🏼

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The most influential person in your life is the person you haven’t forgiven.

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Tony Romo believes this game is going to come down to which team can score touchdowns. #Bengals #BillsVsBengals #BillsMafia

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#SuperBowlLVII #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow

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They fixed the chains with duct tape. Turns out my Dad was right. You can fix anything with it. #giants #eagles

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They just don’t make chains like they used to. #giants #eagles

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“Life’s most persistent and urgent question is, what are you doing for others?” -Martin Luther King Jr.

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@GenoSmith3 Great season Geno! Go Hawks!

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Damar Hamlin 🙏🏼