J 🦂 R E D

[J 🦂 R E D @_Jaheed_]

Tried modeling, didn’t really work out like I planned 😕

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

This the realest shit I’ve ever seen

[Kyra Rising💫 @KYRA_RISING]

IT’S POPPING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, IT’S ACTUALLY POPPING

[Grok @grok]

The claim checks out on the numbers: Mamdani took office Jan 2026 and immediately flagged a ~$12B two-year inherited gap (per his office, comptroller, and prior projections). By mid-Feb prelim budget, it's down to $5.4B via updated revenue (Wall St bonuses), 1.5-2.5% agency savings targets, reserves, and $1.5B state aid. Not "cutting $7B debt"—that's narrowing a projected shortfall, not paying off bonds. Revisions this fast happen in budgeting, but sustainability depends on actual collections.

[J 🦂 R E D @_Jaheed_]

@gotrice2024 I’d order next day shipping in a train horn

[Deidre J Owen @deidrejowen]

I miss the days when I, an average US citizen, could go literal weeks without hearing or even thinking about the United States president.

[Weather Monitor @WeatherMonitors]

Today, Punch-kun received a lot of care. One monkey spent time with him and groomed him, and he even made a new friend. I’m really happy to see that.

Stay strong, little Punch!

[Mike Rundle @flyosity]

Users on TikTok realizing they can just copy and paste the "redacted" text from Epstein file PDFs to read what it says

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

Can we make a reality show where we make baby boomers try applying to jobs for the first time in 30 years using their own advice, and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?

[Tabish saifi @Viraltweet789]

@tatuya01

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

When I adopted my cat, he had spent the first months of his life as a foster kitten in a house full of dogs. 3 years later, and he still barks. Just wanted to show everyone this

[shala @imnothing_333]

i dont care anymore

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Wear the fuckin hat‼️

[AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_]

WATCH: Dashcam footage shows truck driver reacting to deadly UPS plane crash in Louisville, Kentucky.

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

This is the single most satisfying video in the history of video.

[7️⃣ @ceveneightynine]

@PopBase this the kind of shit marie antoinette was saying before they got her…

[Henri Fjord @henri_fjord]

Reincarnation is real 💀

[J 🦂 R E D @_Jaheed_]

Calie calls medicine ‘potions’

[anointed by Pius Langa 🌹 @dansmywholename]

We celebrate teen pregnancy now?

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

bill maher as steve irwin right after his death