No offense, but if you don't spend all your free time watching football on your couch and tinkering on your phone with your fantasy team for the next four months, you're kinda a huge loser.
You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up RuneScape on your PC. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect Summer night. You are 39 years old. The year is 2022.