Jen

just a thick-tufted girl genius who ice skates through life on polished blades of snarky eloquence

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

For whatever reason - this information doesn’t seem to make it to the mothers to be. They’re often treated by unmasked doctors who advise on the risks of soft cheeses, caffeine, smoking & alcohol but NOT Covid. They don’t mask for their patients. /3

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

maintaining the integrity of white elephant by using the gifts I receive at one white elephant for another

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

I don’t think people know what a white elephant gift is anymore, either that or i’m misinformed. I got an invitation to a “white elephant gift exchange” that had a $25 limit and I was baffled—I thought white elephants were weird items you already had on hand?

[clare @sadderlizards]

no i’m totally not anxious i’m just gonna sit here and rip the skin around my fingernails for a while

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

husband exclaimed “what great shrocs!”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Crocs announce Shrek-inspired clogs coming soon.

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

a big part of 2010ish high school culture was hearing a guy go "unce unce unce unce" almost at all times. people forget but not me

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

[Tidal @TIDAL]

Beyoncé
RENAISSANCE
July 29

[David Sims @davidlsims]

spreading the gospel of RRR

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

i’m just a humble meme farmer

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

The various facets of my personality gathering at high tea for our quarterly crisis meeting

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

join me in Web3 where the libraries have unlimited ebook copies!

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

pls someone explain to me why a library has a limited number of "copies" of an eBook

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

maybe there is a very good tech reason their platform can't share infinite copies of something but really it feels like unnecessary replication the real world library issue of placing a hold/waiting for a physical book

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

The confidence I get from putting on a jumpsuit is rivaled only by the insecurity of having to strip semi-naked to pee! Happy International Women’s Day

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

(yes I bought it)

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

2022’s pantone color of the year should be “heathered fatigue”

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

“‘Heathered Fatigue’ she’s so pretentious. Shut up, it’s fucking dark gray”

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

Somewhere Maxwell Sheffield is attempting to DJ at a kid’s bar mitzvah while Fran dances in the background

[Jackson McHenry @McHenryJD]

New York’s hottest club is Andrew Lloyd Webber doing a DJ set outside the reopening of Phantom of the Oper

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

“happy national dog day! love this fucker!” i write as my dog comes home, having just rolled in fertilizer, smelling like a farm :)

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

@muhrzi3 Sameee

[Jen @_JayyDubb]

@muhrzi3 Wistfully remembering when my biggest worry in life was my skirt riding up & the solution was as simple as wearing volleyball shorts underneath