jess

peanut butter addict

[jess @_Jesspikee]

@BarefootWine here is me with my top 3 picks for the wine of summer… I wonder who will win @chloeharris00 @maqnz

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Monster trucks opened with ‘The Greatest Showman’ as their first song

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@TimHortons frig u for getting rid of the jalapeño pastry. On my happiest days, I cannot be fulfilled because the jalapeño pastry is no more

[jess @_Jesspikee]

If I had a nickel for every time ‘motion sickness’ by Phoebe Bridgers played while my friends got into car accidents, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s crazy that is happened twice @chloeharris00 @maqnz

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Claiming it now, Macklemore will headline Churchill Park this summer (& he will pull me & the girls on stage during ‘downtown’)

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What a beautiful world we live in. I get to be lady gaga in Fortnite

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2025 resolution is to stop opening things with my teeth - signed the tooth I chipped on nye

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gave my nemesis (my nans asshole dog) a Cheeto & he didn’t say thank you. This why we don’t get along

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Just letting you know it’s not in my 2025 vision board for u to be a dick to me or my girls

[jess @_Jesspikee]

Christmas is cancelled!!!! Mom said she isn’t getting me Costco puma socks this year

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If I had a nickel for every time @taylorswift13 played ‘Sparks Fly’ as my secret song, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s fun that is happened twice #TorontoTSTheErasTour

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Giving the flight attendant my full attention during their demonstration so they know I am the best passenger on this plane

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Today is the perfect day for @ChappellRoan to release ‘subway’

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What a beautiful life to live, I know 4 bunnies !!!

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Military time is actually going to cost me my job

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Going to try & start being more mysterious, we shall see how long it lasts

[jess @_Jesspikee]

Its gamer girl September 🫶✨

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I love referring to any girlie as ‘princess’

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Dirty Shirley’s with the Girlies 🩷

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BITTTCHHHH IM A GRADUATEEEEE !!!!!