doug

pee pee poo poo lost my mind just a couple of times

[doug @_Jezmand]

fuck you @elonmusk and fuck @realDonaldTrump

[doug @_Jezmand]

@peteforgets @berman1125 throwing a lot of shit at the wall to see what sticks 😂

[doug @_Jezmand]

@berman1125 my notifications from today

[doug @_Jezmand]

@berman1125 😂😂😂

[doug @_Jezmand]

@thehumblegarlic you’re fired

[doug @_Jezmand]

@thehumblegarlic you’re still doing better hip dips than everyone sitting on their couch

[doug @_Jezmand]

https://t.co/2NDEQ7aJpd

[doug @_Jezmand]

@_splatboom yes!!!! it took a while, i did it all on my own… looked up a testing center, called, got a telehealth consult, then went for 4 hours of testing, then got a telehealth consult with diagnosis. took a few months but only $150 total out of pocket

[doug @_Jezmand]

after all these years i finally got that official adhd diagnosis this morning

[Cashlin @CashlinRap]

I started freestyle rapping at kenny chesneys house so he banned me from using the communal cocaine plate for three hours so i fucked a bunch of maga redneck dudes girlfriends in the swamp out back and we got stuck in quick sand and had to sacrifice jason who works at auto zone

[doug @_Jezmand]

evh brah

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

@AddyButtchugger

[doug @_Jezmand]

@oldrattleagain

[doug @_Jezmand]

@touque42 @xhillzy the ladies' minds become the devils playground when i appear

[doug @_Jezmand]

goin down that road feelin Brat

[doug @_Jezmand]

@touque42 @xhillzy and that little wisp of hair, the breezes were blowing against my part

[doug @_Jezmand]

@garshmo tyvm garshmo

[doug @_Jezmand]

@xhillzy the pastor at my church wanted a group picture last sunday after church and i lent them my phone, i was so proud everyone saw my case 😂

[doug @_Jezmand]

@Lebbyscorner thanks bro we’re all safe and sound for now

[doug @_Jezmand]

picking up the 18 year old from the high school bc bomb threat evacuation and they’re not allowed to go to their cars