dave🦥

enjoyer of jams

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

What time does Klanchella start tonight?

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

I'mma tell my grandkids this was Tulsi Gabbard

[dave🦥 @touque42]

@RepNancyMace You were elected 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Possible 💥 @Possible_wrld]

Them: Weed is a phase you'll grow out of.

80 years old me:

[dave🦥 @touque42]

They’re so fucking dumb as a whole

[dave🦥 @touque42]

@Makomea1 @InternetReels In all fairness you look like you work the trailer park Gloryhole.

[dave🦥 @touque42]

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Perhaps now he can afford a nipple reduction surgery.

[dave🦥 @touque42]

This Shitstain begging for money

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

I hate askin’ for money more than a root canal, but here it is straight from me: I need your help.

[dave🦥 @touque42]

Then we have a good laugh

[Amanda Carpenter @amandacarpenter]

So, hypothetically, what happens if the giant 600lb steel-armed UFC claw turns into a literal lighting rod during a highly predictable summer storm? https://t.co/C72P966WFF

[dave🦥 @touque42]

@RightsideRa @LucifersTweetz Bill Clinton was president 30 yrs ago you fucking dunce.

[dave🦥 @touque42]

@leslierig @FUXJOEBIDEN @DemocraticWins He didn’t save shit

[dave🦥 @touque42]

@electricHOMEGRL You got this , they’re a little wild in the puppy years. I had 2 boxer puppies , I get it lol.

[dave🦥 @touque42]

2004 Yankees being up 3-0 in the alcs.

[Lawrence Tynes @lt4kicks]

Which loss is worse?

[dave🦥 @touque42]

@electricHOMEGRL You’ll get it all sorted out

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Obama used the situation room to get Bin Laden. Trump used the situation room to discuss how to squash his child raping scandal.

[dave🦥 @touque42]

@Informalib @USLaborIG @RamonaEid Shit that didn’t happen for $500

[dave🦥 @touque42]

@TalesOfZoloft @YourAnonNews @grok

[dave🦥 @touque42]

@thesuns_wny I’m sure the assholes on the board will ok it for the worst spot possible and give them 20 years of tax free living.

[dave🦥 @touque42]

@Cobratate what’s up kid fucker

[dave🦥 @touque42]

@im7below @moodyfoodiedude I see what you did here