Jimmy Smith

South Bend defender. Private debt enthusiast. Proponent of the destruction of the Atlantic Coast Conference. Conference truther and objective realist.

[Jimmy Smith @_Jimmy__S]

@thorku It’s not that you were wrong. It’s that you’re a completely insufferable, arrogant, obnoxious hack. Maybe try not to be such a tool all the time and people will back off 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@BretBielema Hysteria around ND’s independence is the largest mass psychosis event since Jonestown. Please seek psychological help and/or focus on your mediocre at best operation in Champagne

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@GuinevereHarth @nacholeber We can cherry pick stats all day man. Racking up good stats against the 31st and 32nd DVOA defenses (WAS and DAL) and the Packers’ backups doesn’t move me. His consistently poor play throughout the whole year and inability to stay healthy basically solely tanked the team

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@LincolnInBio @HaydenHawk24 Right. Because what happened with last year’s playoff selection can only be described as special treatment

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@vangundystan_ Cmon Bill. You don’t strike me as an Alcaraz man…

Look forward to getting a couple of sets in at the club in the near future!

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@thorku Everyone remember, Vikings had one of the best coaching staffs in the league before last year per Thor.

Nine is the least accurate QB in the league and now KOC’s scheme, playcalling, and overall abilities as a coach deserve to be heavily scrutinized, per Thor.

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@MattHayesCFB Ramblings of a lunatic. Please seek psychiatric care for the good of everyone. You’re a horrible writer and a complete hack.

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@rdiaz912 You’re implying Iowa alums are dumb while misspelling “are” in the same tweet. Sad, really…

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@PeteSampson_ Shades of Marcel Reed Week 2 last year. Hope Ash gets his guys ready to go before October

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@TomPelissero Thoughts? @UMDTweets

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@DriverLedu59980 The lineage is elite, Jimmy once had a group project with wnba champion Jackie young, who was a great addition to the team

You’ll see Jimmy stopping by the target center merch store to pick up an Olivia Miles J in no time

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@SKORNorth @thorku What a dumb take. There are some good QBs and Jeremiah Smith, sure. No one has any idea how deep the draft is before the next CFB season has been played

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These mid-Atlantic folks have never seen the Paul Walker-esque maneuvering of protest traffic. Many people are calling me the Michael Jordan of city biking

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Was putting this E-Bike in sport on Capitol Hill today when I stumbled upon something called a ‘No Kings’ rally. Huh??

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At Disney Theatrical’s performance of Beauty and the Beast in the Nation’s Capital, and look at this guy. Might go engage in a little #pucktalk with this rube #Skatriots @mnwild

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@FilmUpdates Instead of capital punishment, I propose we instead just play this series on a never ending loop

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Everyone please join me in congratulating @vangundystan_ on his new relationship!

CC: @DriverLedu59980 @UMDTweets @SchmoneyD69420

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@junkbondinvest Idiotic post. The semi liquid funds redemption craze is driven by media sensationalism. BDCs cutting dividends? Wow, shocking given base rates have been cut.
There isn’t a crisis. Hope your fear porn gets you the engagement you need. Bicker about marks? Fair. PC in crisis? Absurd

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@fanatic_vikings @thorku Let me ask you a genuine question. Let’s say they start him this year unopposed and fully commit to him as QB. What do you think the base, upside and downside case is? Because if you look at history with QBs that had his first year stats, the base case is rather awful