Johnny Pastrami

Guild Ball World Champion, D&D DM, Flesh & Blood player, Marvel Crisis Protocol event organizer, and enjoyer of weird shit.
He/Him

[Johnny Pastrami @_JohnnyPastrami]

@Jim_Eakin @Ilhan So by your logic the USA should be sanctioned so we stop our government from doing wars and war crimes in Iran?

[Johnny Pastrami @_JohnnyPastrami]

@FantasyWorldW1 That wild dog killed countless people. The Freys were just doing needed animal control.

[Jon King @JonKingBadaBing]

May the 4th be with you

[Johnny Pastrami @_JohnnyPastrami]

@mattyglesias Shut up you spineless worm. Who pays you to write this crap?

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

the Boots Riley discourse isn't going far enough imo. if you're actually a leftist, you shouldn't even be *watching* movies and television. the only way to actually be a Marxist is to live in a big tank like a guild navigator in Dune so that you can spend 24 hours a day tweeting

[Johnny Pastrami @_JohnnyPastrami]

@colon4893 @NYCMayor It's really easy actually, you just pay less money to the corporate owners and you magically have enough to pay the workers.

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

great news for fans of omens and portents

[Rob @robrousseau]

John Krasinsky and Chris Pratt are handed two ends of a broken pool cue at CIA headquarters, whoever emerges alive gets to play the lead in the already-in-production Iran War downed pilot rescue movie

[Johnny Pastrami @_JohnnyPastrami]

@BradyCarried @BitcoinPierre @citadel212 @harleybaghdad Do you understand historical context and nuance? Things recently just changed when the US decided to go full war crime mode. Prior to that is what i am referring to my guy.

[Johnny Pastrami @_JohnnyPastrami]

@BitcoinPierre @citadel212 @harleybaghdad Actually it was the US doing sanctions and embargos for about 70 years that has been the issue. And despite that the country has thrived and survived because of it's socialist government.

[Leigh Beadon @leighbeadon]

If you trap a boomer in a one-on-one argument for an entire afternoon you can eventually get them to acknowledge how crazy the cost of housing is now. However the effects only last for ~12 hours and the next morning they will text you "why don't you just find a cheap apartment?"

[Johnny Pastrami @_JohnnyPastrami]

@amconmag Blaming isreal when it's obviously US backed oil companies calling the shots is right wing brain rot and cope. Be better and see who the actual enemy is.

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

Kids will spontaneously think up communism on their own and then spend the rest of their lives getting it beaten out of them by people who don’t even know what capitalism is.

[Alix || ☕🧪 @justThemys]

I'm not buying into the "piracy isn't conservation" propaganda I'm suddenly seeing.
It's a bit too convenient in a day and age where you don't own what you buy anymore, where tech companies want you to rent your computer, and where steeaming services can just erase whole shows.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

congrats to Mayor Mamdani

[Johnny Pastrami @_JohnnyPastrami]

Doing the lord's work over there

[Jmail @jmailarchive]

We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal.

It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.

Here is Epstein's executive assistant, who sent >100k emails to him and was shielded from prison via a 2007 non-prosecution deal.

[Ron Marz @ronmarz]

One of America's core problems is Dumb People with Podcasts.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Palantir, $PLTR, has developed a tool, dubbed ELITE, that ingests data from Medicaid’s and other government databases to generate dossiers and “leads” on people ICE believes may be deportable, per FORTUNE