Jordan Burns

@NewBalanceUK athlete

[BC @BC_LUFC]

Who cares we’re literally gonna batter them. Shove your altitude up your arse. Rey mysterio is a cunt

[turnip 🃏 @HaoTurnip]

Not a single corporate rainbow pfp they straight don't gaf anymore LMAO

[hd @H_OFF23]

Just spoke French to the Tesco cashier and walked out with a baguette

[Lagboat. @LagboatUK1]

The entire Police force would go on strike if they had anything about them.

[Workington AFC @WorkingtonAFC]

Goodbye

#OurTownOurTeam #RootedInRed

[Jordan Burns @_Jordan_Burns]

@WorkingtonAFC Aye more like we’ve been fucked from behind at the break, should’ve rotated and played for the home game on Monday 🫣

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

?? @FA_PGMOL

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

@ClarksonsFarm1 If you are going to post political opinions, be good enough to say that you have nothing to do with me, my farm or my TV show.

[HF @harleymufc2]

Here we go: Roberto Garnacho seemingly betting on Alejandro Garnacho & Manchester United games. (Thread).

Roberto seemingly placed bets DIRECTLY on Alejandro Garnacho to do stuff which can impact #MUFC matches.

[Jordan Burns @_Jordan_Burns]

@DuvalMagic Will Borderlands 4 be available on the Xbox app for PC? Like how Borderlands 3 is. If not will it support mouse and keyboard for consoles?

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Only four weeks apart - we're practically twins! Yet on the one hand you've got someone who created a whole fantasy world, and on the other hand, you've got me.

[Taylor Gunn @JumpCutPro]

@Dexerto Remember folks,
If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.
Sail them seas. 🏴‍☠️

[Jake Warren @TheJakeWarren]

Incredible, these lads sitting in front of me are balling their eyes out the TIFO is of them and their old man when Ambrose scored and their dad died a few years back! #CPFC #FACupFinal

[Inter ⭐⭐ @Inter]

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[Moon Man Utd @Moon_AGD]

Nieve Pegg (the female pundit) is 24 years old

She was born in 2001.

Rio Ferdinand’s peak was between 2002-2008

She was 1-6 years old during that period

What is Skysports even doing entertaining this nonsense

This is what this sport has become

Grown liars talking for clout

[Jordan Burns @_Jordan_Burns]

@jeyano883 Not quite Efe Ambrose but decent

[BrodeyBro @br0br0123]

Borderlands 3 is a good game when you don’t have someone yelling in your ear saying it’s not

[lisa keeble 😊 @lisakeb007]

“THERE’S A BLACK HOLE!!!”

‘OK what are you going to do about it”

“We’re sending £18 billion to Mauritius

£12.8 Billion to Ukraine

£11.6 Billion for overseas climate aid”

‘What about the UK people?’

“Ummm……….we’re putting taxes up…..”