joshay

They dont even need a shovel and they dig me #RF11 #TeamAlyssa

[joshay @_Joshay03_]

Do not ever purchase a car from @Carvana they will sell you a broken car and do nothing to fix it or return it. All they do is clear their codes before you buy the car and then refuse to let you return it

[Lemon 🍋💥 Nade @LemonNadeFilms]

Forests fattest L this year

[M @_trillissa]

Bartender: “a single or a double?”
Me:

[Chase Anderson, MD, MS (K.C. Ardem) 🦸🏽‍♂️🏳️‍🌈 @ChaseTMAnderson]

Every day in America since 2016: https://t.co/iuk1BnlCyi

[devin @devinpapadol]

Hot Chelle Rae were right. It HAS been a really really messed up week

[GL @gldivittorio]

No matter how much I drink I tend to never really get hungover and that is my gift in life. Some people can paint or look good in hats, I can almost black out then go to a farmer’s market the next morning

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Asking me “are you drunk?” is a HIPAA violation

[Glenn @Shenaniglenns]

Can’t believe Flo Rida says “so many girls in here, where do I begin” and “where them girls at” in the same song. They are right in here. So many of them.

[Miss Bo @Its_missbo_]

It’s always so wild to me how friendship works. someone who’s not related to you, has zero obligations to but loves you whole heartedly. Makes me cry

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Some people really think liking chipotle is a personality trait and by some people i mean me.

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[Ryan Fischers Legacy @RyanFischerLS]

Live Like Ryan
Leave A Legacy

Always in our hearts

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Entering 2020 with this energy

[joshay @_Joshay03_]

If the Jonas Brothers can get back together then so can Lemonade Mouth👀

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

It's 2019 and people still don't know what a bay leaf is.

[joshay @_Joshay03_]

@owenandrew2003 The aliens gotta eat too😂