Patrick

i am not to be truffled with

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

Netflix announced House of Cards will end after season 6, so at least a fictional President can be destroyed by sexual assault allegations.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.

[Patrick @_JustPatt_]

@nickbonilla97 yours?

[Patrick @_JustPatt_]

@PaytonCorrie saw this on ifunny 😂

[Patrick @_JustPatt_]

@danjlevy Shitt’s Creek is what it is because of you ♥️🤘🏽

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

GOP: NO ABORTION!
Us: Yikes ok then birth control?
GOP: NOOO
Us: Wait so maternity care?
GOP: LOL FUCK U!
Us: Childcare?
GOP: ASSAULT RIFLES

[Patrick @_JustPatt_]

@YngKrs brooo i'm hyped about this!

[andy @heyitsandy_]

If you want some good news snow leopards have been removed from the endangered list today which they've been on since 1972