Welcome to Nairobi, Kenya, where everything is possible.
Here, survival is not by oxygen alone. You need brains, backup brains, street sense, and a small emergency committee in your head.
Something that has never happened in the history of football is about to happen in the Premier league this season
And it's not about Arsenal bottling the league
It's about Wolverhampton wanderers. The season started with Wolves as the bottom team due to alphabetical order
After their first game, they were still bottom as they lost to Manchester City 4:0. And since then, they have never left that position
The chances of a team never changing a position they were placed in alphabetically at the beginning of the season stands at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000003649%.
Something close to impossible is just a bout to happen.
@festolang Police didn't pick up David Chege's body after he was shot dead.
Instead, they repeatedly teargassed unarmed protesters who covered his head and held a flag over him