Jordy

“Stay small enough long enough, and you’ll be big enough soon enough.” ||
#MUFC Disciple

[Khan @khanmufc_]

Kobbie Mainoo vs Ipswich

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Job Ochieng at the The Santiago Bernabéu Stadium

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

As a man, never neglect your mental health. Get that haircut. Hit the gym. Hang with the boys. Take yourself. Watch that game. Play that video game. Take that road trip. Spend time in nature. Get some sleep. Don’t get so lost in the grind that you forget to live.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The World Bank has banned Webmasters Kenya Ltd and its CEO James Ayugi from its projects for at least five years over fraud and failure to provide documents requested during an audit.

Webmasters Kenya is the company linked to the eCitizen tender.

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

And so are we.

[Premier League @premierleague]

We are so back.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United closing in on deal to sign Carlos Baleba from Brighton & Hove Albion. #MUFC offer for 22yo Cameroon midfielder ~£60+5m; below #BHAFC valuation but amicable talks continue as all parties work to reach agreement @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/WmP1bD2JuT

[Jordy @logosejordan]

@lesofthelight @Jonathan_Msto nothin' but facts here

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

We need to start getting serious as a nation.😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jordy @logosejordan]

@RealElvo @Jonathan_Msto 🤫

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Nobody talks about the personality shift in your 30s where you no longer want to be impressive, you just want to be rested, regulated, and completely unavailable to anything that drains you

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

It’s not just you.
We’re walking into a time of meaninglessness.

You’ve probably noticed it.
Holidays don’t hit the same anymore.
Weekends are just for sleeping.
School trips are about money now, not adventure for the kids.
Cars, phones, accessories — all of them break down in a few years. Nothing has a story anymore. Nothing lasts.

Families are shrinking.
The gap between your youngest and second youngest keeps getting wider. Some homes now have 15 years between kids.

This is what happens when capitalism crawls into every corner of life.
Every social gathering. Every relationship. Every commitment.

Did you know you now need money to be a good child to your parents?
It boggles the mind.

Winter is coming.
The night will be cold and long.

[J. @Jahmu__]

Hii maisha lazima ukue na kitu you’re looking forward to for the sake of your mental health. Ikue concert, vacation, mechi.

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

Your relationship with yourself cannot be built entirely around improvement. At some point, you have to become someone you are allowed to enjoy being. You get to be proud of who you are. Present tense.

[Jordy @logosejordan]

@Mburu_reads @Jonathan_Msto karibu huku

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

For your sanity, normalize responding to a woman’s misaligned energy with distance, not trying harder.

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Sisi ugly niggas hatujipost hivi hivi ju one mistake ushakuwa sticker

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Somebody who died in 2003 would still recognize 90% of the current leadership if they resurrected.

[Jordy @logosejordan]

@0lupee @Jonathan_Msto 😭

[j64th @literallymej]

Unfortunately, I have to admit that I've not done my best. My current situation is a direct consequence of my incompetence. I suck at doing this life thing.