Jason

Bitter, sarcastic bastard, seeking like minded individuals to engage in world domination.

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@HardPass4 Hey now. I'd pay 300 for an all steel billy club that throws copper darts at jogging speed.

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@peat_ross_ Beating the dogshit out of a communist? Always.

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@DunderMifflinAS Judging by the titles, it's a lot of "women in uniform"

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@iiiii39iiiii @sigdig0605 In America, there's a noticeable segment of the people who call the french "Surrender Monkeys".
They get really upset 🤣

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@libertarian_ass @thereal_SnS In a 1911, the slide lock is also the barrel pivot pin. Dude's lucky he didn't eat the entire slide assembly.

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@ianmiles Can't have nothing nice in Detroit

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@atensnut I went up a 60ft oak as a kid, so I could see the river over the house. Apparently in my 9yo pea brain, it was faster to go up than walk around. Sometimes I wonder how I lived this long

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@GenghisMFKhan ... so 70's track shorts, but denim? Weak.

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@realmikolson We've been in a cold civil war since the late 50s. Knowing is half the battle, the rest is just obscene levels of violence.

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@BudLightSadness Doc asked me when my last tet shot was, "Last time I had stitches." Seemed to be an effective answer

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@jadethebpdcoach Absolutely. There is no bailout. Retreat forward.

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@TheAliceSmith ... you realize they're probably all concurrently true..?

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@pnwguerrilla Like Saint George said: "A decent plan, violently executed today, is better than the perfect plan in the indefinite future."

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@elonmusk Wen Orbital?
Seriously, though. Orbital solar is going to be the only viable way forward without destroying food supplies, due to land waste.

[The Artist known as Jess @ElofsonJess]

City cops are revenue collectors not crime fighters.
The sheriff dept. takes an oath to the constitution, 9 times out of 10 you can trust a sheriff, at least I can here.
City cops take an oath to the mayor and the city.
The flock cameras will stop zero violent crime, but they will write a fuck load of traffic tickets and make those cities a fuck load of money.
No one is coming to save you, but the matrix is coming for your money and your privacy.
Good Luck
Long Live The Republic

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@HouseGOP Probably not until you start poking holes in them. Copper is faster than money.

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@FmrRepMTG Moving steadily into the "kill'emall" category.

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@CollinRugg We'd absolutely and immediately hang a father for killing his kids, with no sympathy whatsoever. Why the fuck would we do any different if it's the mother?

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@ApexSeeker_ Tornado, flooding, and blizzard

[Jason @_KARyX_]

@joseletemuniz Sink the boats.