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@MaryKayCabot My ex girlfriend said the same thing - one month later she was engaged to her personal trainer

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@stoolpresidente Feels like +380 is a horrible line

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@RyanPGoldchains I legitimately witnessed a naked 65 year old man eating his lunch in the YMCA locker room yesterday

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@Pearlwontmiss Been listening to too much NPR

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@geoffschwartz This is maybe the most physical game I’ve ever seen

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@sondraa Additional Bonus: showing the clip of Don Zimmer getting tossed down by Pedro results in keg stand

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@RossTuckerNFL @RossTuckerPod @mikegolicjr @danorlovsky7 @Dameshek

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@downbadcomment Say only if you can plant your seed afterwards

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@71Duster360 @AkronJackson Let’s hope that island is very far away

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@MaryKayCabot @AshleyBastock42 Are hot dog vendors assigned numbers?

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@SleeperHQ QB - Josh Allen
RB - Jahmyr Gibbs
RB - Josh Jacobs
WR - Jaxon Smith Njigba
WR - Justin Jefferson
WR - Amon Ra St. Brown
TE - Tucker Kraft
FLX - AJ Brown, Garrett Wilson
D - Seattle

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@KenCarman Jared Verse speeding on 1-90?

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@RapSheet @AthletesFirst Meanwhile his QB

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@RapSheet Russini had this back in February but ok

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@MaryKayCabot Me expecting 3 1st round picks

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@TonyGrossi Our prospective starting QB is legitimately a sexual predator

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@paulxknicks Spurs
Knicks
Knicks
Spurs
Spurs
Knicks
….. ?

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@theblockspot 1. Spurs in 7
2. Spurs in 5
3. Knicks in 6
4. Spurs in 6
5. Knicks in 7
6. Spurs in 4
7. Knicks in 5
8. Knicks in 4

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@BarstoolBigCat We need Ashley Shahahmadi to come in clutch

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@AdamSchefter Knicks in 5 max