Boujee Boi

you know me, I’m yo friend

[🍷~ℍ𝕠𝕥𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕒𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣~💀 @_takeajoke]

I'm so fucking scared

[Jonas Čeika @Jonas_Ceika]

Bro is so fucking stupid he thinks going to the grocery store is professional-level logistics

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

I will vote for whichever candidate promises to have this guy executed live on television in 2028

[yay liam. @notliamanders0n]

Hang these freaks with piano wire

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Deploy the national guard to protect the citizens in Minnesota

If they need to shoot ICE officers, so be it

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

I just watched a group of armed ICE officers beat a man on the ground before executing him in broad daylight. Abolition of the agency is the moderate position.

[Austin MacNamara @gremloe]

"...approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here."

This is the victim, holding a phone in his right hand before CBP assaults and murders him.
They're lying to you, spitting in the eye of everyone who can see.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

The vape store cashier watching me hit "no tip" on the iPad

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[birdbath @birdbath]

I overdosed on fake percs which rendered me motionless in my garage for 4 hours and a pack of neighborhood cats came in and started meowing which prompted me to speak for the first time in hours saying "These cats are meowing up a storm" & I heard the college girl next door laugh

[Zito @_Zeets]

Look at how easily and brazenly they lie. You can literally watch the video that directly contradicts this. An administration of psychopaths.

[mtp @tsengputterman]

What stage of capitalism is it when the White House is rigging betting markets on how long its press briefings denying war crimes will last

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

I don't want to share the video but you are going to see it somewhere. You'll see an ICE agent shoot a legal observer as they attempt to drive away. If there's any humanity in you, you'll be angry. I want you to stay angry at the people who are lying to cover this up.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

You’re watching in real time the government turning against its own citizens. They murdered a woman in cold blood and now they’re smearing her as a domestic terrorist.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

High in bass pro shops with my hands behind my back like it's the louvre

[Tenobrus @tenobrus]

jesus fucking christ. just watched the ice shooting video. this is some of the most radicalizing shit i've sever seen. they just fucking kill her for absolutely no reason

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

I mIss my . Grandmother. Gentle woman,,she HAD SOME SECRETS. One child by the neighbor man. Not revealed til after dead,,,I should have spent more time with her. Regret,,maybe my grandchildren will not make same mistake? Hopeful. CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 @andrejgee]

last piece of the year: dug into the origins of “6-7” &what the co-opting says about america

https://t.co/3TEf1TTLiO

[Joel D. Anderson 🆓 @byjoelanderson]

The “for you” column has really been trying to force feed me white nationalism and I’ve gotta say that, as someone who is not the intended audience, they don’t even make it look fun. They don’t eat good food. Listen to good music. Tell good jokes. Have sex. What’s the pitch?