Lawal Joshua Simpa

Christian || MB;BS (IBADAN)|| NCD Advocacy and Prevention || Administrator @genowiseproject || Writer

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

I won 🙂

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

I. Will. Win.

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

Once it's a woman being badly behaved, there's always an explanation.

"Accumulator"

[gbemisoke @Gbemisoke]

great example of how our money archetypes show up in relationships. She's an Accumulator (I don't think she's stingy, she has a "money story" that could do with some unpacking). he's likely a Nurturer or Connector (I like that he's not dismissing his concerns)
It's figureoutable

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

Unbelievable 😭😭

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

@Obiwetaaku Stellar!
Congratulations man

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

If both Ayintete and Damina disagree with you on a doctrinal matter, go to sleep.
Nothing is greater evidence of your correctness than their disagreement.

[Michael Eyitayo @m_eyit]

“We need to examine whether Pst Dolapo Lawal and the rest are truly saved.”
- Dr. Abel Damina

I don't think there's any worse Pretender and DJ than Pst Dolapo Lawal.

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

Take me out of here, dear Jesus.

[Dr Mohammad Usman Suleiman @mohagirei]

NARD PAYS COURTESY VISIT TO MR. SEYI TINUBU AND THE MINISTER OF YOUTH DEVELOPMENT COMRADE AYODELE OLAWANDE, SEEK STRATEGIC PARTNERSHIP FOR IMPROVED DOCTORS’ WELFARE AND HEALTHCARE DELIVERY

The leadership of the Nigerian Association of Resident Doctors (NARD), ably led by its President, Dr. Mohammad Usman Suleiman (P-MUS), Garkuwan Matasan Arewa, paid a courtesy visit to Mr. Seyi Tinubu, son of His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR in company of The Honorable Minister of Youth Development, Comrade Ayodele Olawande.

In his remarks, the NARD President expressed profound appreciation to Mr. Seyi Tinubu and the Minister for granting audience to the current NARD NOC. He also commended His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, for the notable strides recorded in improving the welfare of healthcare workers and strengthening the health sector since the inception of his Government in 2023.

Among the key achievements highlighted were:

- Payment of Accoutrement Allowance arrears;

- Payment of the 25/35% CONMESS upward review arrears;

- Payment of Clinical Duty Allowance to Consultants;

- Implementation of the Corrected Professional Allowance Table *(PAT);

- Assurance of payment of the 19-month PAT arrears through the 2026 budget, with implementation mechanisms already underway;

- Establishment of the Collective Bargaining Agreement (CBA) framework aimed at enhancing healthcare workers' remuneration and welfare.

The NARD leadership equally acknowledged and appreciated the numerous interventions of Mr. Seyi Tinubu in the health sector, including:

- The Free Drug Bank Scheme for children under five (5) years and Pregnant women in nine (9) tertiary health institutions, aimed at reducing morbidity and mortality among young children and pregnant women;

- Medical outreach and healthcare caravans across the country;

- The best stablishment and payment of a Residency Training Scholarship support extended to 34 Resident Doctors nationwide over the past three years;

- Medical and other interventions during the Borno State flood disaster;

- His instrumental role in facilitating the payment of MRTF for the years 2023, 2024, and 2025.

In recognition of his contributions to healthcare development and the welfare of Resident Doctors, the NARD leadership presented an Award of Excellence to Mr. Seyi Tinubu.

The Association also explored avenues for strategic collaboration with Mr. Seyi Tinubu and the Federal Government towards advancing healthcare service delivery and improving the welfare of doctors across Nigeria.

Furthermore, the NARD President formally invited Mr. Seyi Tinubu and the Honorable Minister for Youth Development to grace the Association's Annual General Meeting (AGM), scheduled to hold in September 2026 in Calabar, Cross River State.

As part of the strategic advocacy efforts of the current NOC, the NARD President passionately appealed to Mr Seyi Tinubu in facilitating the timely resolution of critical welfare concerns, including:

- Prompt payment of the 2026 MRTF

- Payment of promotion to 52 Federal Tertiary Centers for all Doctors Healthcare workers

- ⁠ Payment of the Salary arrears owed to doctors in OAUTHc Ile Ife, FMC Owo, UUTH Uyo and FUHSTH Otukpo

In his remarks, The Honorable Minister of Youth Development Comrade Ayodele Olawande assured the NARD Leadership of the Federal Governments commitment to ensuring the overall welfare of Nigeria’s Healthcare workforce and service delivery remains a top priority. Noting that issues lingering are receiving the much needed attention.

In his response, Mr. Seyi Tinubu expressed appreciation to the leadership of NARD for recognizing his modest contributions to the health sector and for finding him worthy of the honour. He commended the current NARD leadership for their commitment to constructive engagement and advocacy.

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

These feverish pace of shipping updates that are ultimately designed to make Whatsapp a necessary evil that people must pay subscription fees for are pathetic.

Not a cent will come from me.

[WhatsApp @WhatsApp]

your phone number is personal and sometimes you want to connect without handing it over. that's why we're introducing usernames for WhatsApp.

starting this week, you can reserve a username to use later this year when we launch the feature. It takes just a few seconds, make sure you have the latest version of WhatsApp and then go to Settings > Account > Username.

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

@Quo_Riri @tbrhyne And they were punishing you like enlisted personnel?

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

You know that nagging feeling where you know you'll be great one day?

Don't let that feeling die for any reason even if you're in the pit.

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

@Abk_Abdallah1 @sugabelly Nobody is bringing religion into it.
Religion is IN it.
The people in that video are obviously Muslims.

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

@_Pgenius @Chibumma_Uzodi

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

@_Pgenius @Chibumma_Uzodi Go nau ☠️☠️

[Jason R. Williams, MD, DABR @jasonwilliamsmd]

23 years old and free of the disease he was born with.

CRISPR switched his own cells back to making the hemoglobin he made as a baby, the kind that does not sickle. No more pain crises. No more transfusions.

As a doctor I stay careful with big words, but moments like this are exactly why I went into medicine.

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

@UpToTASK @web3queen__ Men in women dominated fields

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

I enjoy (or can greatly tolerate) stupid conversations these days
That's growth for me, weird as it may sound

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

@ktjuro @mohagirei @sagadom1996 Unbelievable

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

That strike needs to happen with or without payment of salaries this week.

Because I know they'll pay this week and everything will die down.

[Dr Mohammad Usman Suleiman @mohagirei]

Meetings held, follow ups held against the backdrop of an strike ultimatum

Resolutions were reached

I asked House Officers for feedback if they have seen their Salaries or not(arrears inclusive) and no one has seen

An ultimatum on the issue is expiring on Friday

MDCN doesn’t pay salaries, IPPIS/OAGF does

In my wakabout to solve the problem,I saw what NMA and MDCN are putting into it

Children of God just come around throwing shade without even getting context…it’s all good

We moeueve!, Shebi Friday 21 days is up

Let the NEC release strike notice and anyone comes to complain against it…

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

The masculine urge to spend your money on a women.

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

Joshua, what are you doing here?

[Lawal Joshua Simpa @_LJSimpa]

"I wasted my money"

[KΞRL_✂️ @KRL_defi_]

Joe Haden says most people have no idea how quickly an NFL contract disappears once taxes and family expenses hit.

“I signed a five-year, $50 million contract.”

“I had about $26.6 million guaranteed.”

“My first year, I got a $12 million signing bonus.”

“After taxes, I only touched around $7 million.”

“The first thing I did was give my parents $3 million.”

“Then I bought them a $1 million house.”

“So right away, about $5 million was gone.”

“I bought my brothers cars.”

“I bought myself a penthouse.”

“I got a Range Rover Sport and a Bentley GT.”

“People hear $50 million and think you’ve got $50 million sitting in the bank.”

“That’s not how it works.”

“You look up after all that and realize you might only have around $1 million left.”

“You start understanding real quick that a $50 million contract is not actually $50 million.”

“That’s why so many guys go broke.”