@mainweb97@MrJing1989@W021269@leto_bao The poor monkey arrived in hell still a virgin; upon discovering there were no 72 virgins waiting for him, he decided he’d just fuck Allah’s mother instead.
@mainweb97@MrJing1989@W021269@leto_bao So, monkeys win by comparing birth rates? My apologies—I didn’t realize you were of the same species as the chimpanzees living in Africa. I suppose Allah has always had a penchant for raping animals, hasn't He?
@mainweb97@MrJing1989@W021269@leto_bao These small, Muslim-believing jungle monkeys are worth even less than the proboscis monkeys found in your own forests.