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fucking recycle

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For lent, I’m giving up

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The upside of working in a restaurant is that you eat restaurant quality food all the time..the downside is also that you eat restaurant quality food all the time🙄

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Why did teachers have such a hard on for kids wearing Heelys to school?

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Only BROKE bitches DRIVE to Florida

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Can we normalize getting a pickle when you order a salad at lunch too?

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If you want a place, then book it bitch🥸

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Woodpeckers are so far out man, and very straight forward too; they came here to do one thing, and that’s peck some fucking wood

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I have such a bad attitude that telemarketers hang up on me

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People who don’t get vegetables at hibachi are WEIRD

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My favorite part of toxic is when y’all arguing and start using words like “nor”

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Does anyone else get unnecessary anxiety when debating whether or not you should include the state (that you’re obviously in) when texting someone an address??

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@CDCgov you are a mega lil bitch as well

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Enjoy your life in fear and dread. @blindlytrustthegov

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Fuck you @CDCgov please censor this tweet it’s an abomination that might Shepard your sheep #staycommunist

[L8 @_LaLaLaced]

So you can ask me if I was vaccinated to enter a store, but I can’t ask a state official to see their “expunged” rape allegations to, you know, RUN THE STATE???

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Bravo to whoever decided baby carrots should be washed and “ready to eat” when you open the bag

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Do kids still punch their siblings in the car when they see a punch bug or is there an app for that?

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When will my whiny bitch ass realize that I probably COULD stick my foot off the side of the bed when I’m hot