Ways Brits finish a tea break:
1. “Anyway, better get back to it”
2. “No rest for the wicked”
3. “Right, I shall crack on”
4. “Back to the grind”
5. “Suppose I better do some work”
6. “Here we go again”
7. “This work won’t do itself”
8. “Onwards and upwards”
For anyone who doesn’t have TikTok: there’s a trend at the moment where people are romanticising their lives by editing them like Wes Anderson and it’s honestly so creative and wholesome
🧵👇 Here are a few of my favourite ones
‘Married At First Sight’ experts left frustrated as yet another dinner party descends into bitter acrimony.
“Oh no - this is the last thing we wanted to happen,” said Mel Schilling
@hannahfearn Comparison culture. Sometimes my little one just needs a quiet day, like we all do, where she can potter and watch her fav shows/ mindlessly colour everything. I feel pressure to always be “doing” & that’s purely down to the time I spend on Instagram. Must delete it soon…
The only time I would consider becoming famous is if it would guarantee me going on House of Games with @richardosman .
I am worryingly good at matching Sid Owens up with brands of cheese. 🤷♀️
My husband just went for a run.
It’s 8pm but he did it anyway. He felt entirely able to. It didn’t occur to him he couldn’t or what might happen if he did. It didn’t occur to him to be afraid. That is all.