Lara Hall

love your friends, die laughing x

[Lara Hall @_LaraaHalll]

Genuinely think the UK is home to the funniest cunts on the planet, fucking love it x

[Dean @Dr_DeanS]

I will never understand how a c section is not treated in the same manner as any other major abdominal surgery.

The expectation that women should be able to care for a newborn, get up and deal with it, with a bit of paracetamol onboard.

[Lara Hall @_LaraaHalll]

I’m leaving this year with a whole ass child I could NEVER have predicted this

[♱ @krcius]

January me would not believe the fucken life i lived this year lmao

[Lara Hall @_LaraaHalll]

Genuinely don’t know where I used to rest things before I got a baby bump, I don’t know how I’m gonna cope when it’s gone, rethinking everything

[Lara Hall @_LaraaHalll]

The Costco fuelling station is so Americanised I feel like I need to be on my best behaviour there before a Karen tackles me from behind

[Lara Hall @_LaraaHalll]

7 and a half months pregnant and life’s just an endless cycle of dishes and washing and I’ve finally caved and put the heating on with these prices it’s all getting on my wick mick

[Lara Hall @_LaraaHalll]

My nans got bargain hunt on a series link and that’s exactly where I want to be in 50 years

[Lara Hall @_LaraaHalll]

Man I must of been a dickhead in a past life

[Lara Hall @_LaraaHalll]

I just want a viral tweet tbh so I can get that bread from advertising lightbulbs in the reply’s

[Lara Hall @_LaraaHalll]

I’ve only just realised not everyones on the side of tiktok where we’re referring to toes as ‘the dogs’ as my boyfriend was taking the bins out and I asked why he was outside with his dogs out and tell me why the fucker was looking for some golden retrievers or smth😭😭

[Lara Hall @_LaraaHalll]

@sickkening Little boy clearly wants a reaction, tell him to sit down kiddo you’re more of a woman than he can ever handle, you needed this to realise who you are. Everything happens for a reason baba, I love you x

[Lara Hall @_LaraaHalll]

@sickkening Sounds like something a 20yo male would tweet on his first holiday with the lads

[Lara Hall @_LaraaHalll]

Any recommendations for a night out in Leeds will be appreciated, me and @sickkening are here rn and confused

[Lara Hall @_LaraaHalll]

Ok so my boss actually text me today🥱

[꧁•⊹٭𝙾𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝙴𝚢𝚎𝚜٭⊹•꧂ @DreaVegas]

PSA for everyone

[Rach @AdultingADHD @AdultingADHD]

Anyone else with ADHD feel guilty for not catching up with certain people that actually mean a lot to you? Even though they probably understand, it still makes me feel so unsettled on the inside. There’s always a lot going on and I’m so easily overwhelmed

[Lara Hall @_LaraaHalll]

I’m going trick or treating this year I don’t give a fuck

[Lara Hall @_LaraaHalll]

It’s not funny but a daily dice roll walk is my only form of serotonin