Dave

Interior designer

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Unaambia fundi wa mbao jokes funny but hataki kucheka asimeze misumari amejaza mdomo

[Dave @_Learnedfool]

@RealNate08 😅😅jomba

[~•𝐊𝐔 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄•~ @dansilly_ke]

Huyu Jamaa naye content zake hukuwa raw😂no script na bado ziko funny 😂

[Dave @_Learnedfool]

@Avadeen123 @RealNate08 "Beb ebu zima light."

[Dave @_Learnedfool]

@Avadeen123 Hiyo pia ilikua kwa agreement? Focus kijana!

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Hii tweet bado hunimaliza😂😂

[Dave @_Learnedfool]

@Avadeen123 @o_mwandi Tajiri. Full packet

[Dave @_Learnedfool]

@realskeka Kwani how old are you?

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Jamaa bought a 5 seater set na anakaa 4th floor, nyumba ya iko kwa corner kabisaa and the seats can't enter his room na bado staircase ni ndogo.

So akaamua kutafta hawa street boys wa jaba na moshi wainue iingilie kwa balcony, direct to the seating room.

He was advised aite fundi tu to dismantle and reassemble inside the room or ahamiw vacant ground floor akazua.

Now wakafunga kwa kamba wakavuta 2 seater successful.

Hapo kwa 3 seater seems the weight ilikuwa too much na the grills hazingetoboa, ikiwa 3rd floor ikateremka na grills na wenye walikuwa juu wawili.

Cjui mkono ya kiti ilihit corner ya balcony ikachange directions na 3 seater ika land kwa gari ya wenyewe juu kwa juu.

Sio gari kubwa , ni kadudu, Mira ile ya milango mbili, the windscreen is gone na pia sunroof imebondwa.

Waiting to see how The CJ will decide this case 😂

[Dave @_Learnedfool]

@tabithalinzely5 Hangover inakudanganya

[Dave @_Learnedfool]

@mbiti_mwondi @IamBrian___ Good morning daktari

[Dave @_Learnedfool]

@paisylynn Where is the lie?🤣

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

"It's you I want, not him"

Learn to PULL doors that are written PUSH.

[Dave @_Learnedfool]

@VIVIANWERE2 Isichimbwe sana, tuko kwa line. Kindly

[Dave @_Learnedfool]

@RealNate08 Hapa hata sioni haja ya kusimama

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Nimepata kamepika cabbage na mchele tena but nilikuwa nimekula kichwa na supu😅👌

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Ebu niwaulize, mtu akiweka kuku kwa nyumba ina total darkness alafu uweke bulb, ukuwe unazima after every a few hours, inafikiria ni usiku, ukiwasha, inafikiria ni asubuhi. Inataga mayai.
Si unaweza kuwa billionaire bana.
Bora isione nje ijue unaidanganya.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Most of our prayers can be answered by our fellow human beings, at no inconvenience at all. The problem is that humans also want worship and praise . And unlike God, they have screenshots and cameras. So we go back again to praying to God. At least yeye hataambia watu.

Good morning from Ndeiyashire

[Kimsey @callmekimsey]

Kuna morio wangu mwislamu pale high school alilemewa na physics ikabidi afanye C. R. E