Little Aurora 🦋

I think I’m hilarious. I’m not.

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

Sleeping beauty is finally awake 🐶

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

@clarkshelp ordered shoes for my toddler. Ordered the wrong size. Then they’re pretty arsey about the whole thing. Like babes yous are the ones who ordered in the entirely wrong size not me 🙄shan’t be going there for a while if I can help it. Man I hate interacting with people

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

@RishiSunak Do you think we all have super short memories? Hunni your party’s filled with criminals 😂

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

Pay a fortune for Sky and the wifi is constantly not working. So fucking annoying.

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

Been with @askesure ages and suddenly my renewal is twice the price despite never having claimed etc. now you’re texting saying my email is wrong and you want to email me my quote. My email isn’t wrong I’m just not renewing like c’mon guys.

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

Just realising now that a tiny Vanessa Hudgens and Bella’s mum from Twilight are in Thirteen.

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

Bought these bad boys yesterday @LidlGB and they go out of date today. Like I’m hungry but not that hungry 😂

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

You really have to become so good at thinking outside the box when you have a toddler. For example, my toddler has been asking for the potatoes all day. Has refused all potato. She wanted despicable me on. Apparently she thinks the minions are potatoes.

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

Omg being pregnant in America must be terrifying

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

@SkyHelpTeam Have messaged you - thank you!

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

@SkyHelpTeam hey I have rolled like 3GB of data onto my phone from my piggy bank on different days and it’s still showing I have no data. Even got a text today to say I have none. Please help!

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

What I hate about being anxious is when something bad might happen you spend a long time worrying. Then if the bad thing happens you then worry about it more. And if it doesn’t you wasted time worrying. So you’re just punishing yourself with more worry. I dunno how I’m not grey.

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

I hate the advert breaks on discovery+ not because ads are annoying but because without fail they freeze. Like be better discovery+ I just wanna watch trash tv

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

@FplGain @gunsnrosesgirl3 I appreciate my bf so much but his role isn’t the same not when it comes to making, carrying, and birthing a baby then feeding that baby😂 you don’t hand a baker an egg and say you made a cake.

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

@PicturesFoIder So glad they’re pointing, I wouldn’t know where to look otherwise

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

The internet is such a weird place. One minute I’m watching a really emotional 9/11 video and the next I’m listening to a celeb talk about how she was licking some married man’s butthole.

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

Like what is this about?

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

Why do they stick MASSIVE fake nails on model toes now?

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

@hannahfearn I changed my career so I freelance (I’m super fortunate I can do that) and I’m clinging onto ‘1 year left and she gets free hours’ because we’re just keeping our heads above water and I can’t take on any more work 🫠

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

@PopCrave -still plays the game after a complete twattish meltdown- what a total and utter melon

[Little Aurora 🦋 @_LittleAurora]

It’s a relief that he doesn’t have a super important job considering he’s so easily confused. Oh wait.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 | NEW: Rishi Sunak has BREACHED Rule 6 of the MPs' Code of Conduct after failing to declare his wife's financial interest in a childminding agency that benefited from the March Budget

The Commissioner has NOT punished him - believing the failure was "out of confusion"