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Psalm 46:5✨ | REGISTERED NURSE 🇳🇬🇬🇧|

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

"iwo gor ntie" peak yoruba insult dawg 😭😭😭

[Myrah 💙 @AbisolaOwoyomi]

Los Angeles to Abuja is okay for that price 🙂🙂 abi wetin be LOs ?

[CÉLINE 🎀 @mightbeozy]

maybe if matcha was alcoholic i’d have tasted it by now

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

it’s so fun until they try to hit, then you duck, then they start crying. Toddlers are losers, man 😭

[miia @miiagarro]

my mom never went thru my dad's phone but i did

don't play with me

[JP @pathphamwarrior]

Lol
I turned off notifications on EVERY app
If I want to see anything, I have to willingly open the app and I love it that way

[bolaji suarez @fotostacks]

wait i just clocked the meaning of “after round one original panadol extra”
😭😭

[Kelvin Harrison Jr. @kelvharrjr]

burnt out, i’m the birthday candles

[leelee @liliisntit]

you new, you the date of birth.

[big daddy 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽𓋹 @sonderrgirl_]

you're boring, you the day after the birthday

[ncomeka @mjwarancomeka]

“Maybe you told your other girlfriend, not me” Ladies, we’re so annoying ✋🏾😭

[BIGSAM :) @badghel_sam]

YES.

[folayinmi @folayinmii]

Omo, there’s someone new o.🤣

[Aunty-Vyrus 🦅🌑 @VyrusDaCyrus]

Been kissing for an hour and you’re still asking me to play with your dîck before it stands. Gtf out of my face, you impótent.

[𓆩friday𓆪 👩‍💻 @datawizz_]

Seriously, no day in the world is as beautiful as the day after your periods 😭

[Jollof Papi 🇬🇭 @OfficialEnam]

1 talking stage away from Pop the Balloon.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

correct urself if i'm wrong

[syd @SYDNEYFROMNOVA]

what is the science behind unsaved numbers being better behaved