Mr. Laufeyson

the internet will save us.

[Paystack @paystack]

We’re excited to introduce the new Paystack Dashboard, rebuilt from the ground up for the first time in 10 years🚀

The new Dashboard is faster, simpler, mobile-ready, and AI-native, designed to help businesses understand what’s happening and get more done.

🧵👇🏿

[Mr. Laufeyson @_LuqmanB]

Signature AI slop.

Bla bla bla.. bla bla bla.

That's when I realised, it's not this apparent statement, it's this other one that required deeper insight.

Look at me, I'm smart.

Bleh 🤮

[Paystack @paystack]

We’re excited to announce that @ZapbyPaystack is now available on Paystack Checkout ⚡️

You can now Pay with Zap on Paystack-powered websites and apps.

👉🏾 https://t.co/2rjCras26Z

[GoLemon 🍋 @golemonhq]

We’re hiring at GoLemon 🍋

We’re growing quickly and deepening how we handle fresh food, data & operations – and we’re looking for new teammates to fill 6 roles.

👉🏾 https://t.co/BtnTVDPYBf

📆 Apply by Friday Nov. 21

🧵👇🏾

[Femi Aluko @LordBinary_]

We now do 70 deliveries per minute during peak period. The team is fully stretched with all hands on deck.

We are actively hiring for customer support here - https://t.co/n7YOL2qGmw

[xlr8harder @xlr8harder]

@yacineMTB people who think current ai models are too inaccurate should try interacting with actual humans.

[Mr. Laufeyson @_LuqmanB]

Two things that gave me cosmic-level anxiety earlier this year have turned out really well.

Now I wonder—was there never anything to worry about, or did it work out because I worried so much?

[Mr. Laufeyson @_LuqmanB]

This weekend was sponsored by Palmwine Music 3 🌴

[Mr. Laufeyson @_LuqmanB]

It's shaping up to be a good weekend. Monochroma tonight, Demon Slayer later today, mental gymnastics tomorrow.

Can't complain.

[Mr. Laufeyson @_LuqmanB]

You have to ask yourself:
What kind of friend am I?
And what kinds of friendships do I want?

The answers have to align. Otherwise, you’re setting yourself up for heartbreak.

#EOF

[Mr. Laufeyson @_LuqmanB]

I was chatting to my friend sometime ago about two models of friendships I've observed.

The fried rice kind, and the white rice and stew kind. Walk with me. 🧵

[Mr. Laufeyson @_LuqmanB]

As kids, you didn’t have to define what kinds of friendships you were developing. They just happened.

As an adult, you do.

[Mr. Laufeyson @_LuqmanB]

The best part of working as an adult for me is being able to give my younger siblings the experiences I wish someone gave me as a kid.

[Naval @naval]

The purest reason to make something is not to make money and not even to make the thing.

It’s to have the experience of making the thing - and no one can take that from you.