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[ANTHONY 🫥 @iSpeakComedy]

A big shoutout to all those people who write answers in textbooks.

[# @_MY_mangel_]

"@iSpeakComedy: Drifting your shopping cart around corners and making race car noises. We all do it. if not..screw you.." @no5yusuf

[# @_MY_mangel_]

@TheFunnySayings:Have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?@Hamza010509 @MoeIsIismail

[BetBee @BetBee]

#PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu Andy Carrot.

[# @_MY_mangel_]

My daily stats: 13 new followers, 10 new unfollowers via http://t.co/3mIbVs0kc7

[Tweety Tweets @TomVeos]

Regular heart beat: __/\_______/\_______ When my crush texts me: _/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_

[Peter Wallace @peterstaker18]

Today I saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight?

[Troll Football @tfoosball]

Roman Abramovic:
"Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy.
To hell with this poem,
You're fired!"

[ANTHONY 🫥 @iSpeakComedy]

I think the producers of spongebob sometimes forget that their setting is underwater

[# @_MY_mangel_]

My dad needed super glue so I gave him normal glue but with a little cape on it."

[ANTHONY 🫥 @iSpeakComedy]

hush little laptop dont you cry. daddy's gonna find you some more wifi.

[ANTHONY 🫥 @iSpeakComedy]

"Don't worry bro, I'll help you find that cut in your mouth!" Said the Orange.

[ANTHONY 🫥 @iSpeakComedy]

I'm going to punch you in the mouth.
With my mouth.
Softly... because I like you.

[ANTHONY 🫥 @iSpeakComedy]

My cousin left his Chuck Norris action figure in his sisters room. Now all her Barbies are pregnant.

[# @_MY_mangel_]

@aarifhoorzook Can you imagine how fast those clowns who make balloon animals can roll a joint.

[# @_MY_mangel_]

A single text from that person can change your mood at any moment.

[# @_MY_mangel_]

Sometimes silence is the best way to let someone know they did something wrong.