“We were going to do this back in the '60s, but then Jane Goodall traveled to Tanzania and saved your parasitic asses,” said Banjo, a chimp representing Rwanda.
Article: https://t.co/ZcSWdwWd0C
#satire#JaneGoodall
“They’re teaching him things I’ve never even heard before — why would I trust any of that garbage?” questioned Sanders, having read zero books since graduating high school in 2005.
Full article: https://t.co/LBaN4i9DD4
#satire#theonion#comedy#education
“They took me away from my family heirlooms!” complained the Grouch, referring to dirty diapers, plastic bottles full of dip spit, and a Doritos bag from 1972.
Full article: https://t.co/RI4TbQJSFL
#satire#pbs#sesamestreet#npr#netflix
The Trump administration found the California Department of Education violated Title XI by allowing transgender girls to compete on girls sports teams.
The president criticized the state for not violating Title XI “in one of the fun ways.”
Article: https://t.co/OKzbxF63pJ
Sitting at a lesbian bar with a smoke machine, disco lighting, and music blasting so I can sip a Miller Lite while I work on my writing deadline. I think I’m doing this correctly, right?