x_kudzie_x 🌎 ☄️💕®️

[The Professor👤 @thaproffesor]

Elders are so delusional asf, uda kundipa advise ye marriage yei , iwewe uchinzi wakasiya mkadzi nevana uchienda ku girlfriend???

[𝑨𝑫𝑬 @thee__adee]

Imagine you’re missing someone and they’re fvcking the life out of someone else that same moment

[x_kudzie_x 🌎 ☄️💕®️ @_MakeOutHill_45]

@walestalksalot

[Sakoto🐌 @Sakoto27]

Father was lecturing me about fake friends and I reminded him his brother scammed him

[x_kudzie_x 🌎 ☄️💕®️ @_MakeOutHill_45]

@thaslickpastor Banana top 10

[🇵🇹 @OgunjobiBu81876]

Too shy for Influencing
Too dumb for crypto
Too honest for scam
Too lazy for 9-5

Please tell me how can I make money?😭

[11 @yhate_11]

if somebody else touch it when we on bad terms you done here

[x_kudzie_x 🌎 ☄️💕®️ @_MakeOutHill_45]

@chirembaPT Anenge achiripo

[🗿 @b0ymanager]

tomorrow I go do that thing wey Burnaboy say make we dey do once a year .

[Her, She, ME!♍️🌻 @SlickCie]

There’s a very thin line between drunk dick that won’t go down and drunk dick that can’t get up 😂😂😂

[x_kudzie_x 🌎 ☄️💕®️ @_MakeOutHill_45]

@WillieOeba Hmmm 🧐🤔

[𝓡𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓪 @reitheiconn]

Thank God for the lives of all madridistas. The goal is for Jude to score today🤣

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

niggas be fake demons wtf LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Respo Harajuq @sihlerespo]

What i hate about X Twitter you watch a video like this, the next video is porn 😭😭

[Chiedza 🇿🇼🔥 @ChiedzaJoyline]

And if he taught us how to pray he must have intended to answer

[Seyram @__theSeyram]

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win soon no matter what.

[Viperr @viperr]

Feeling pre rich again

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

When citizens respond to the STRUCTURES debate, they are not saying there are no structures, they are simply saying STRUCTURES are there, but you can’t see them.

ZANUPF wants to see CCC structures to prevent what happened in Zambia where HH had invisible structures.

INVISIBLE!

[Captain Crank Dell @crankdell]

Last night, when I was banged up at the bar spitting unbelievable game to this shawty, she looked at me and said, “What’s my name?” Strategically, I said “Mohammed” because that’s the most common name in the world.

[ꫂ ၴႅၴ @bobablaster67]

what substance do i have to abuse to enjoy living